On the first day God said, ?let there be light,? and there was light.
On the second day God said, ?let there be water,? and there was water.
On the third day God said, ?let there be membranes which contain chlorophyll and which can utilize the energy of light.?
On the fourth day the chlorophyll-containing vesicles made a and the squiggle generated ATP, GTP, CTP, and UTP.
On the fifth day God polymerized ATP, GTP, CTP and UTP and created ribonucleic acid and God saw that it was good.
On the sixth day the Lord said it was not good for RNA to be alone and he caused a deep sleep to fall upon RNA (he incubated it at 0°C) and he took a rib out of (rib)onucleic acid and made DNA from it (the rib was later renamed oxygen). And RNA andDNA were both naked but they were not ashamed.
On the seventh day God rested and that?s when all the trouble started.