Random memorable elementary moments

PeeluckyDuckee

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I'm not sure if this is something most schools do, but I remember when we were in Grade 1 there'd be "show and tell" at the end of the day on Fridays.

I remember bringing in transformers and talking about it.

My most memorable moment was when this chick brought in a fake diamond for show and tell. I was damn amazed by it at that time. Hey man, it was really REALLY shiny, so lay off!! :p So much so that I actually had the guts to steal it, and amazingly got away with it. I believe i stuck it inside my shoe. She cried and nobody was allowed to leave that day unless someone owned up to it. Ended up we stayed 20 minutes over and the teacher just let everyone go.

Yeah, I know, I'm going to rot in hell for that :(

This other time when we were in class with a substitute and half the other kids were from another room, me and my friend sat beside this new stranger kid from the other class. For whatever stupid reason I recall breaking his pencils in half and throwing his pencils and eraser conveniently out the window beside us. He reported it to the teacher and we totally denied it and called him a liar. lol :)

Once we got caught swearing to the gym teacher. She notified our home room teacher and we and got sent to the office to apologize to the her. When we got there I said "Mrs. xx told me to come down and say I'm sorry. So I'm sorry." Her response? "Don't say it if you don't mean it." I said "Oh ok then." turned around and walked back upstairs. heh.

Once our french teacher (her name is Madamme Moiselle - I still remember her name as she's evil I tell you, EVIL!!) couldn't get photocopies of our assignment as the princial wouldn't let her (WTF??) and made us copy it instead. I was lazy and took the overhead projector sheet and did it myself down in the office. I came back with copies for everybody and called the principal something to the effect of being a "fat lard". I felt like a hero that day :) I got yelled at by the french teacher. I had many run ins with the french teacher. I had for from elementary and she went teaching at the same HS I went to. She made me stay late for detention a few times and threatened to call in my parents. I gambled and told her to go ahead as my parents wouldn't give 2 cents about me. It worked, amazingly. I guess she was tired of my nonsense :)

And whenever we go on field trips, on our way to the school bus in front of the school we'd pass by the lockers of the nursery and kindergarten childrens. It would've been winter and there'd be coats, gloves, socks, and boots laying around. Every so often when I walk by I'd go and switch everybody's personal belongings all around. Funny to see how when they come out of class their parents and them are looking mad trying to find their kids' belongings.

I sound like I'm a mean person, but really, I'm not!! That was when I was about 10-12yrs old, young and dumb. Not that I'm saying I've grown smarter as I've aged, heh.

Who here thinks I'm going to heaven, raise their hands! :D

And to top that off, I was also one of the conflict managers at the school for a short period of time :p
 

nageov3t

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in first grade, I pissed in my pants because my b!tch of a teacher refused to let me go to the bathroom.

my mom came to the school and totally laid down some verbal pwnage. it was the only time in my life that my mom took my side over one of my teachers :D (she's a teacher herself, so whenever I had a disagreement with a teacher, she automatically took the teacher's side).
 

thegimp03

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In kindergarten a kid was standing up and his ear hit my open mouth...the teacher (from a distance) thought that I had intentionally bit his ear...Needless to say I was sent home that day. :(
In first grade I was trying to show off to some girl I liked and stood up for one of my friends by beating another kid up...Got a nice Citation and sent home for that one...
2nd grade was fun. One day we dissected a cow's eye and about 2/3 of the class puked outside the classroom. It was and still is the nastiest dissection I've ever had to do/watch.
 

ITCHY96

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in 5th grade the chool took us to go see the nutcracker ballet at lincon center. it was a 8ish show so after school we were let out and we had to show back up at 6ish, well during the 3 hours i had free i went to the store and bought a ton of snacks including two big packs of sunflower seeds. when we got to the show me and a friend (that i just got in contact with after losing contact with for 13 years) started to eat the sunflower seeds. we ended up throwing all the hulls on the floor we each had about a bags worth of hulls in front of our seats. boy did we get in trouble for that. we got chewed out by the usher and our teacher.
 

maziwanka

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Originally posted by: loki8481
in first grade, I pissed in my pants because my b!tch of a teacher refused to let me go to the bathroom.

my mom came to the school and totally laid down some verbal pwnage. it was the only time in my life that my mom took my side over one of my teachers :D (she's a teacher herself, so whenever I had a disagreement with a teacher, she automatically took the teacher's side).

whoa. same thing happened to me. hahahahahaha
 

eigen

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As with most kids we played tag during recess.Well at one point they added this new piece of wooden playground equipment.The problem was you would run to the top of it without thinking and then you would be stuck. Well one day I was stuck at the top with the hunter closing in....so I lept and made it. I was god that day.I mean this thing was at least 7ft tall.However a few weeks later I jumped off of it and some kid was running out from uderneath it and I landed on his head and smashed his face pretty good.
 

ggnl

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I drank about 6 pints of chocolate milk trying to be cool. Then I threw up on some girl while we were walking out to the playground after lunch. I still see the girl occasionally (almost 15 years later). She still remembers it.
 

dbzwukan

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I remeber for the "dress up day" in the six grade. This girl was wearing a tunic.

Damn, first time I saw a live naked girl. They found safety pins a few minutes later for her.
 

marcello

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In preschool we came back to the room from recess. Some kid was lying on the ground, so I stood over him and pretended to pee on him. However, I accidently did pee on him. My parents were so embarassed when they had to pick me up at the principal's office. I spent a lot of time in that office during my 7 years there
 

in grade school gym class, the gym teacher was getting the mats from under the stage

it was a dark and dirty crawl space with a giant swing door about 3 feet tall

he was in there with no flashlight, i thought it'd be funny to close the door on him

he didn't think it was funny

to make matters worse, the door had a locking latch that only opened with a key and it autolocked when closed
he was in there for over an hour - luckily the humor had been replaced with fear and i was able to BS my way out of getting in trouble


years later in high school my friends and i pulled countless pranks on this same gym teacher - but they're non elementary
 

Weeeman

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5th grade teacher [she was in her 80s, and was excessively evil] had a heart attack during an english quiz.
We finished out the remainder of the year [October on] with a sub, who was clearly blind not to see all the spitballs we had ;)

Also in 5th grade my friend and I werent really into tag... so we made up a book with ideas for a video game. Suprisingly enough, its something like 50 pages. Still have it, still think it would be a good game.
 
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In second grade this girl and her mom brought in their chimpanzee. That was the coolest show and tell.

Other than that, playing doctor with my elementary sweetheart was always fun.
 

a bit past elementary school...but i gotta tell it anyways

in junior high we had this major asshole gym teacher (we called him Congo)
he used to force all boys to shower after gym class and he was the only one who had the key to the towel cabinet. (he also performed daily jock strap checks)

anyways, someone dared me to crap in his pencil jar
i snuck it into the locker room and into the showers where i made my attempt
but man...poopin into a jar is hard
i missed, it plopped in the shower instead

i didn't have the time, or the nuts to clean it up
and luckily it was spotted before someone stepped in it
i never got busted for it, but still feel like a big tard for shittin in the shower room