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I'm not sure if this is something most schools do, but I remember when we were in Grade 1 there'd be "show and tell" at the end of the day on Fridays.
I remember bringing in transformers and talking about it.
My most memorable moment was when this chick brought in a fake diamond for show and tell. I was damn amazed by it at that time. Hey man, it was really REALLY shiny, so lay off!!
So much so that I actually had the guts to steal it, and amazingly got away with it. I believe i stuck it inside my shoe. She cried and nobody was allowed to leave that day unless someone owned up to it. Ended up we stayed 20 minutes over and the teacher just let everyone go.
Yeah, I know, I'm going to rot in hell for that
This other time when we were in class with a substitute and half the other kids were from another room, me and my friend sat beside this new stranger kid from the other class. For whatever stupid reason I recall breaking his pencils in half and throwing his pencils and eraser conveniently out the window beside us. He reported it to the teacher and we totally denied it and called him a liar. lol
Once we got caught swearing to the gym teacher. She notified our home room teacher and we and got sent to the office to apologize to the her. When we got there I said "Mrs. xx told me to come down and say I'm sorry. So I'm sorry." Her response? "Don't say it if you don't mean it." I said "Oh ok then." turned around and walked back upstairs. heh.
Once our french teacher (her name is Madamme Moiselle - I still remember her name as she's evil I tell you, EVIL!!) couldn't get photocopies of our assignment as the princial wouldn't let her (WTF??) and made us copy it instead. I was lazy and took the overhead projector sheet and did it myself down in the office. I came back with copies for everybody and called the principal something to the effect of being a "fat lard". I felt like a hero that day
I got yelled at by the french teacher. I had many run ins with the french teacher. I had for from elementary and she went teaching at the same HS I went to. She made me stay late for detention a few times and threatened to call in my parents. I gambled and told her to go ahead as my parents wouldn't give 2 cents about me. It worked, amazingly. I guess she was tired of my nonsense 
And whenever we go on field trips, on our way to the school bus in front of the school we'd pass by the lockers of the nursery and kindergarten childrens. It would've been winter and there'd be coats, gloves, socks, and boots laying around. Every so often when I walk by I'd go and switch everybody's personal belongings all around. Funny to see how when they come out of class their parents and them are looking mad trying to find their kids' belongings.
I sound like I'm a mean person, but really, I'm not!! That was when I was about 10-12yrs old, young and dumb. Not that I'm saying I've grown smarter as I've aged, heh.
Who here thinks I'm going to heaven, raise their hands!
And to top that off, I was also one of the conflict managers at the school for a short period of time
I remember bringing in transformers and talking about it.
My most memorable moment was when this chick brought in a fake diamond for show and tell. I was damn amazed by it at that time. Hey man, it was really REALLY shiny, so lay off!!
Yeah, I know, I'm going to rot in hell for that
This other time when we were in class with a substitute and half the other kids were from another room, me and my friend sat beside this new stranger kid from the other class. For whatever stupid reason I recall breaking his pencils in half and throwing his pencils and eraser conveniently out the window beside us. He reported it to the teacher and we totally denied it and called him a liar. lol
Once we got caught swearing to the gym teacher. She notified our home room teacher and we and got sent to the office to apologize to the her. When we got there I said "Mrs. xx told me to come down and say I'm sorry. So I'm sorry." Her response? "Don't say it if you don't mean it." I said "Oh ok then." turned around and walked back upstairs. heh.
Once our french teacher (her name is Madamme Moiselle - I still remember her name as she's evil I tell you, EVIL!!) couldn't get photocopies of our assignment as the princial wouldn't let her (WTF??) and made us copy it instead. I was lazy and took the overhead projector sheet and did it myself down in the office. I came back with copies for everybody and called the principal something to the effect of being a "fat lard". I felt like a hero that day
And whenever we go on field trips, on our way to the school bus in front of the school we'd pass by the lockers of the nursery and kindergarten childrens. It would've been winter and there'd be coats, gloves, socks, and boots laying around. Every so often when I walk by I'd go and switch everybody's personal belongings all around. Funny to see how when they come out of class their parents and them are looking mad trying to find their kids' belongings.
I sound like I'm a mean person, but really, I'm not!! That was when I was about 10-12yrs old, young and dumb. Not that I'm saying I've grown smarter as I've aged, heh.
Who here thinks I'm going to heaven, raise their hands!
And to top that off, I was also one of the conflict managers at the school for a short period of time
