random joke

alien42

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Nov 28, 2004
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a math teacher asked a boy in her class "if i gave you $200, and then you gave $50 to mary, $50 to susan and $50 to sally, what would you have?" the boy replied, "an orgy."
 

Semidevil

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Apr 26, 2002
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one day, a student did not finish his paper on time, so the night before, he rushed through it and did a terrible job.....

when he handed in the paper, he stuck a 100 dollar bill with it, hoping the prof would know what he means.

when the paper were handed back, the student found out that he made a 40% on his paper.................along with 40 dollars change...