a bride became annoyed by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night. "just so we understand each other, i demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as i do at the dinner table."
so the groom smoothed his rumpled sheets. "is that better?" he asked.
"yes," his wife replied, "much better"
"very good, darling," the husband whispered. "now would you be so kind as to pass the pu$$y?"
so the groom smoothed his rumpled sheets. "is that better?" he asked.
"yes," his wife replied, "much better"
"very good, darling," the husband whispered. "now would you be so kind as to pass the pu$$y?"
