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Mr T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar, they travelled to the only safe place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.
The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be.
Ever have a sharp pain in your chest that you can't explain? That was Mr. T, and it was a warning.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
Contrary to popular belief, the ancient world knew of 5 elements, not 4. They were earth, air, fire, water and pity. Mr. T invented them all.
Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.
Mr. T always drives on the right side of the road, no matter where he is in the world.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Mr. T was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. Mr. T was walking at the time.
On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
If you were born before 1980, there is a good chance that Mr. T is your father. If you were born after, it's guaranteed.
Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
Stephen Hawking argued that there are only nine planets in the solar system. Just to prove the sucka wrong Mr. T created a tenth planet, Pitius, out of the liquid uranium he secretes from his nipples. To this day Stephen Hawking continues to sit in sheer amazement. 1
Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T.
Gravity dosen't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the ****** down. Birds and planes are exempt beacuse they are shaped like Ts.
When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.
Mr. T once fell into a pool of lava. He nearly drowned.
Most people are scared when they go to the doctor and are diagnosed with a rare case of cancer. Cancer was scared when it went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a rare case of Mr. T.
Mr. T can bench press 800lb. With his penis.
The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be.
Ever have a sharp pain in your chest that you can't explain? That was Mr. T, and it was a warning.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
Contrary to popular belief, the ancient world knew of 5 elements, not 4. They were earth, air, fire, water and pity. Mr. T invented them all.
Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.
Mr. T always drives on the right side of the road, no matter where he is in the world.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Mr. T was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. Mr. T was walking at the time.
On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
If you were born before 1980, there is a good chance that Mr. T is your father. If you were born after, it's guaranteed.
Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
Stephen Hawking argued that there are only nine planets in the solar system. Just to prove the sucka wrong Mr. T created a tenth planet, Pitius, out of the liquid uranium he secretes from his nipples. To this day Stephen Hawking continues to sit in sheer amazement. 1
Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T.
Gravity dosen't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the ****** down. Birds and planes are exempt beacuse they are shaped like Ts.
When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.
Mr. T once fell into a pool of lava. He nearly drowned.
Most people are scared when they go to the doctor and are diagnosed with a rare case of cancer. Cancer was scared when it went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a rare case of Mr. T.
Mr. T can bench press 800lb. With his penis.
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