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fbrdphreak

Lifer
Apr 17, 2004
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A basket of lotion is available for us to use in the Women's Restroom on the first floor. The lotions are donated by employees and should not be removed. If you want to contribute to the basket, please feel free to do so. Thanks.

It was all I could do not to respond with this:

There is a basket full of condoms and a keg in the Men's Restroom in the basement. These items are for business use only and should not be removed. If you want to contribute to the basket or buy the next keg, please feel free to do so.

I mean seriously ppl, WTF. THAT is why women don't belond on the internet :p