Random Celebrity Rumor Generator

[DAGTA]

Link

 

[l Xes l]

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[UncleWai]

rofl, best website ever

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Martha Stewart joined the KISS army , leading to a small scale riot.

:laugh:

 

[DainBramaged]

Jay Leno punched a nun in the mouth all for charity.

 

[Shawn]

Bill Clinton barebacked a hooker for the benefits.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Mr. T made fun of an ugly kid because Daddy didn't say 'I love you'.

 

[Ricemarine]

"Enrique Iglesias got a swastika tattoo before suffering a nervous breakdown."

Wow.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

MC Hammer gave the Pope a noogie then ran away loudly proclaiming I'M ALL THAT BEE-YOTCH.

 

[preslove]

Avril Lavigne peed in a cup and drank it to find the warmth the spotlight can't provide.

 

[xcript]

Whoopie Goldberg electrocuted a puppy to support the war effort.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Dan Aykroyd blew Walter Cronkite then wandered the desert with Nipsey Russell.

 

[foodfightr]

Britney Spears threatened to firebomb a mexican resteraunt because the bible said to.

 

[Black88GTA]

Jay-Z said that Carrot Top was underrated then ran away loudly proclaiming I'M ALL THAT BEE-YOTCH.

LOL

 

[eplebnista]

L.L. Cool J published Nazi propaganda then ran off to Zimbabwe to live amongst the pygmies.

 

[pbaker]

nice find.

 

[Zugzwang152]

Rod Stewart drank tequila from the skull of a virgin to win a friendly bet with Satan.

 

[eplebnista]

Michael Jackson stripped naked while on vacation in Tibet.