Random 3AM rantings.

SketchMaster

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People that are fat and own fat dogs are in no position to ridicule their dogs eating habits.

I don't care how damn fast it goes, it's still a Honda.

Compared to Emo goth is almost cool.

Apparently if someone has an opinion that differs from yours they must be an idiot because your logic is mighty. This is human thinking at it's best.

Only in America can you sue a man thats is in a coma going on six moths for ?pain and suffering? when all you have is a sore neck and win.

Furries. Really, what the ****?

Stop trying to defend pot. Life sucks; get over it. Stop using a drug as a crutch for stress. I stopped having a drink at the end of the day because I started to depend on it to relax. Go read a book or something.

You don't own the road, stop acting like a prick just because you have a bigger car.

In the words of Maddox: For every animal you don't eat I'm eating three.

Your kids are brats, act like a parents and discipline them.

Don't give your kids caffeine and then wonder why they are so hard to control. I mean really, what did you think would happen?

Don't pay for a $15 item with a $100 bill just because you don't want to use your last twenty, thats what banks are for jerk.

Religion. Deal with it.



... Ok, I'm done.
 

S Freud

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Apr 25, 2005
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Amen :beer: for you

I especially like the paying with a $100 bill, I work at a grocery store and get that all the time. It takes almost all the money in my till to give change back when the purchase was like $9.76...pisses me off.
 

iamaelephant

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Originally posted by: SketchMaster
Religion. Deal with it.

Why should religion be immune to debate? Why shouldn't people just "deal with" differing scientific theories or political parties?
 

konakona

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Stop trying to defend pot. Life sucks; get over it. Stop using a drug as a crutch for stress. I stopped having a drink at the end of the day because I started to depend on it to relax. Go read a book or something.

not everyone uses it as a stress buster and become dependent on it. Sure, reading a book is way more constructive, but dont we work hard so we can waste our time and money on unconstrctive things :)

I don't care how damn fast it goes, it's still a Honda.
whats wrong with hondas? not really a car person here, so maybe there is some hidden agenda there.
 

MmmSkyscraper

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Jul 6, 2004
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Originally posted by: S Freud
I especially like the paying with a $100 bill, I work at a grocery store and get that all the time. It takes almost all the money in my till to give change back when the purchase was like $9.76...pisses me off.

"Accidentally" drop the change on the floor ;)

 

Locut0s

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Nov 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: S Freud
Amen :beer: for you

I especially like the paying with a $100 bill, I work at a grocery store and get that all the time. It takes almost all the money in my till to give change back when the purchase was like $9.76...pisses me off.

I''ve had many customers do this to me. Sometimes I can even see a much smaller bill in their wallet! :|
 

TheGizmo

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i agree wiwth you on all points except pot and eating animals..... yea i guess thats why i have the hippi avatar eh?
 

compuwiz1

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This was actually said in a house, by carpet layers.
"Installer looks toward the walll. Are those your kids?"

Yep.
Carpet installer:
Damn!
Ugly bastards, ain't they?
 

Red Dawn

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Jun 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: SketchMaster
People that are fat and own fat dogs are in no position to ridicule their dogs eating habits.

I don't care how damn fast it goes, it's still a Honda.

Compared to Emo goth is almost cool.

Apparently if someone has an opinion that differs from yours they must be an idiot because your logic is mighty. This is human thinking at it's best.

Only in America can you sue a man thats is in a coma going on six moths for ?pain and suffering? when all you have is a sore neck and win.

Furries. Really, what the ****?

Stop trying to defend pot. Life sucks; get over it. Stop using a drug as a crutch for stress. I stopped having a drink at the end of the day because I started to depend on it to relax. Go read a book or something.

You don't own the road, stop acting like a prick just because you have a bigger car.

In the words of Maddox: For every animal you don't eat I'm eating three.

Your kids are brats, act like a parents and discipline them.

Don't give your kids caffeine and then wonder why they are so hard to control. I mean really, what did you think would happen?

Don't pay for a $15 item with a $100 bill just because you don't want to use your last twenty, thats what banks are for jerk.

Religion. Deal with it.



... Ok, I'm done.
Hey Andy Rooney called, he said for you to go to bed.

 

GasX

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Feb 8, 2001
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I'll give you an A for effort because you did all that typing.

Unfortunately for you, you get a C- for content.
 

Beev

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I'll ridicule religion every single time some bozo tries to convert me. Other than that I leave it alone. I pretty much agree with everything else.
 
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Originally posted by: SketchMaster

I don't care how damn fast it goes, it's still a Honda.

Yes its a honda, which means you'd go through 2 different cars in the lifespan on my one honda =)

I love my honda accord, 200hp V6 and still gets 30+ mpg. 100k miles and running strong.

Now I sympathize with you when it comes to people who put big ass spoilers on thier car like its going to help... thats just retarded, or those who put aftermarket exhuast on it so you can't even hear yourself when they drive by, also retarded.
 

chambersc

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Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Originally posted by: SketchMaster
Religion. Deal with it.

Why should religion be immune to debate? Why shouldn't people just "deal with" differing scientific theories or political parties?

His point is that since there is no way to debate, rationally, religion that one must either accept it or not. It's entirely a personal and private decision one must decide for themselves.
 

SketchMaster

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Feb 23, 2005
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Originally posted by: chairbornrangerx
Now I sympathize with you when it comes to people who put big ass spoilers on thier car like its going to help... thats just retarded, or those who put aftermarket exhuast on it so you can't even hear yourself when they drive by, also retarded.

Ya that was what I was kinda going for.


Originally posted by: chambersc
Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Originally posted by: SketchMaster
Religion. Deal with it.

Why should religion be immune to debate? Why shouldn't people just "deal with" differing scientific theories or political parties?

His point is that since there is no way to debate, rationally, religion that one must either accept it or not. It's entirely a personal and private decision one must decide for themselves.


Holy **** someone gets it!