Rambo Granny!! (WTG Old Timer!!!!)

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MELBOURNE, Australia -- Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she
tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,- said Melbourne police
investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those
bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action June 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a
section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either -- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel. I know it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled. So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door -- and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison. Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.

 

Legendary

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Brava Bat-granny, taking justice into her own hands. Can't say what she did was bad, even if she did break the law. A punishment appropriate to the crime I guess.
 

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Now there is a story about Gun control, hitting your target with one shot. WTG GRAN'MA!!!!!!!!:D
 

XMan

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HELL YEAH!

What does that say when a grandmother can find two creeps and the cops can't ?!?!

(I thought guns were banned in Australia?)
 
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Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Now there is a story about Gun control, hitting your target with one shot. WTG GRAN'MA!!!!!!!!:D
Must be an old story. Australia passed gun control laws taking firearms from citizens to be destoryed by the gov. Average payout for each gun was about $40 USD.

Taken from another forum (credit to Chuck Osburne, the originator):

"Ed Chenel, a police officer in Australia asked that this be put on the Moon list.

Hi Yanks,

I thought you all would like to see the real figures from Down Under. It has now been 12 months since gun owners in Australia were forced by a new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by our own government, a program costing Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars.

The first year results are now in: Australia-wide, homicides are up 3.2 percent; Australia-wide, assaults are up 8.6 percent; Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent) in the state of Victoria alone; homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent. (Note that while the law-abiding citizens turned them in, the criminals did not and the criminals still possess their guns!) While figures over the past 25 years showed a steady decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12 months, since the criminals now are guaranteed that their prey is unarmed.

There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and assaults of the elderly. Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety has decreased after such a monumental effort and expense was expended in "successfully ridding Australian society of guns."

You won't see this data on the American evening news or hear your governor or members of the state Assembly disseminating this information. The Australian experience proves it. Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws affect only the law-abiding citizens.

Take note Americans, before it is too late!!

"
 

UNCjigga

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Heh, Australians. Guns and violence are in their blood...and that's not always a bad thing!
 

Ulfwald

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"When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either -- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

This does not appear to be an old story.
 

Mookow

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Originally posted by: Xerox Man
HELL YEAH!

What does that say when a grandmother can find two creeps and the cops can't ?!?!

(I thought guns were banned in Australia?)

And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one

reading the article is occasionally helpful ;)
 
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This makes me want to buy a gun. Not because I want to exact vengence on anyone, but in case some old woman with revenge on her mind kicks in my door by mistake.