Ram Pam Sim Wimm Private Eye (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
A few days later he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house. I watch house. He comes to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree - look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip her. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with ME. Fall out of tree, not see.
NO FEE.
 

TuxDave

Lifer
Oct 8, 2002
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haha.... but on a side note. Typical Chinese names usually only have three words.