Ralph Wiggum quotes

[IHateMyJob2004]

Been meaning to do this for a while. And I was reminded/inspired by the Tyson thread. So here it is:

Not sure how complete it is, but it's quite extensive:
ralph wiggum quotes

Of course, my favorites:
"I bent my wookie"
"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

 

[redly]

"Hey, I know you, my daddy took your beer."

 

[iotone]

i always loved these:

"I ated the purple berries"
"It tastes like ... burning"

 

[silverpig]

Hello super-nintendo Chalmers

 

[DnetMHZ]

It's cold and hurty!

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: iotone
i always loved these:

"I ated the purple berries"
"It tastes like ... burning"

Classic! That ws a favorite. Slipped out of my memmory though ....... fixed

 

[Drakkon]

"Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

 

[CPA]

Ralph to a wolf:

Are you my mommy?
Your breath smells like dead bunnies.

 

[Phoenix86]

"Me fail English, that's unpossible."

 

[jurzdevil]

the link to Mitch Hedbergat the bottom is much funnier.

 

[40Hands]

That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.