Racquetball racquet power level not over 9000

[Avalon]

I was looking for a set of racquets on Walmart's website and found this set by Eckleton. Unfortunately, its power level is only 900, which doesn't meet my stringent requirement of over 9000. Looks like I'll need to find another racquetball set.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Just get 10 of them.

 

[Avalon]

But then I'd be at exactly 9000. I'd probably want to buy an 11th to make sure I went over, but then, how do I play with 11 racquets tied together?

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Just be careful. I was playing yesterday, running towards the rear wall from the front of the court and smashed the ball into the rear wall in hopes of getting it to the front. Unfortunately for me, my aim was a bit off and it rebounded off the back wall like I planned... right into my right nut...

 

[Krazy4Real]

Use this. You would only need four of them.

http://www.racquetballwarehouse.com/descpage.html?PCODE=EKO3B

power level of 3000.

Edit: Actually this is better. Power level of 3700-3800.

http://www.racquetballwarehouse.com/descpage.html?PCODE=EXO3AT

You should be able to find a way to wield three rackets.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

i got that set, and i am a terrible player. therefore the only conclusion I can draw is that it is an inferior product.

 

[Avalon]

Use this. You would only need four of them.

http://www.racquetballwarehouse.com/descpage.html?PCODE=EKO3B

power level of 3000.

Edit: Actually this is better. Power level of 3700-3800.

http://www.racquetballwarehouse.com/descpage.html?PCODE=EXO3AT

You should be able to find a way to wield three rackets.

Shit, I think I can definitely wield three rackets. Two in my dominant arm, one in my other arm. And, I'll definitely be over a power level of 9000. Thanks!

 

[Kadarin]

But then I'd be at exactly 9000. I'd probably want to buy an 11th to make sure I went over, but then, how do I play with 11 racquets tied together?

Just grow 9 more arms...