Amused
Elite Member
Three men, one German, one Japanese, and a hillbilly were sitting naked in
a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his
forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That
was my pager," he said, "I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his
palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone.
I have a micro chip in my hand."
The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to be out done he
decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of
the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet
paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared
at him.
The hillbilly finally said...
"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his
forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That
was my pager," he said, "I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his
palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone.
I have a micro chip in my hand."
The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to be out done he
decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of
the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet
paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared
at him.
The hillbilly finally said...
"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
