Raced an old grandma today and lost

[madoka]

I was on my way to a local bakery when I noticed an old lady going there as well. I picked up the pace, but she floored it and beat me there. Not only did she completely cut me off, she hogged the front door so I couldn't even get in!

What should I have done in this situation?

 

[zinfamous]

sepuku is too obvious.

I think that this entitles her to half your LEGO collection, though.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

sepuku is too obvious.
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Sometimes the obvious choice is the right choice. If you lose a race to an old lady and let her bully you away from a door there's really no point in going on living.

 

[sdifox]

Thought you haven't tested all your guns?

 

[Carson Dyle]

I keep reading this as "Replaced an old grandma today" and wondering... With what?

 

[BudAshes]

 

[madoka]

Sometimes the obvious choice is the right choice. If you lose a race to an old lady and let her bully you away from a door there's really no point in going on living.

Well, in my defense she blocked in entire front entrance and it was difficult to go around her.

 

[Ns1]

Not bad. 7.5/10

 

[sdifox]

Well, in my defense she blocked in entire front entrance and it was difficult to go around her.

Now you know why asian kids are taught to respect their elders.

 

[bigboxes]

Now you know why asian kids are taught to respect their elders.

You mean pull their elders

 

[zinfamous]

She wanted the steamed buns more than you, OP. Sometimes you just have to show them who's boss. It looks like she's the only one with the balls to claim all of those buns.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Well, in my defense she blocked in entire front entrance and it was difficult to go around her.

Bullshit! There are plenty of glass panels you could easily crash through. You're just soft and weak.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

And considering how many guns the Op has those windows could have easily been shot out.

 

[SearchMaster]

What should you have done? Driven the GT-R duh.

 

[cbrunny]

Shoulda nailed her.


And to be clear I'm saying you should have had sex.

 

[repoman0]

Well, in my defense she blocked in entire front entrance and it was difficult to go around her.

lol is this for real? If so, A+ OP

 

[momeNt]

On your way 7 years ago? Didn't this happen in 2010?

 

[BxgJ]

On your way 7 years ago? Didn't this happen in 2010?

I think he's still bitter about it

 

[BurnItDwn]

Hahahaha
Awesome.

 

[Darwin333]

Obviously you should have used a pit maneuver on her before she made it to the bakery to keep her from winning.

 

[Mike64]

What should I have done in this situation?

Considered yourself lucky you don't live, work, or regularly shop in a Chinatown in a major city, or things like that would be a daily occurrence. Those little old ladies have sharp elbows and boy, do they know how to use 'em... /

 

[John Connor]

NSFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHmFVdrCkZg

 

[madoka]

lol is this for real? If so, A+ OP

I was about 75 feet away when it happened. So yeah, it did.

 

[FerrelGeek]

OK, I'm old. This song came to mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MhiHZvq8zc

 

[John Connor]

Am I the only one that noticed this is an Asian bakery? Never seen that before.