I'm on my second race and I have yet to finish it after 234.543.234.12432435 consecutive tries. It's not that the game is too difficult, it's just a couple of little things that manage to make the god damn thing unplayable.
How the hell is a little, wooden, EMPTY crate on the side of the road supposed to bring a one and a half ton car from 100 mph to a full stop instantly, like a brick wall? I'm driving along, making good time, but with 10 cars behind me that can throw me off course if they so much as touch me, then some asshole taps me on the side while I turn and I run into a freaking CAN OF SODA and crash! Then I have to start the thing all over again, because, although I crashed and pretty much wrecked the car, I didn't wreck your car quite enough, so no rewind for me. Then you give it another go, SHOMEHOW you manage to advance past the point you last crashed, go into a turn behind some building when, suddenly, it's this HUGE FUCKING TRUCK parked in the middle of the god damn racing track! I mean what kind of shit is that?
OK, no biggie, RESTART. Tra-la-la, na-na-na, you get to the truck part again (now you know how to avoid it), you turn, BAM, schmuck behind you rams into you and propels you into the truck ANYWAY - and then there's the comentator 10 seconds late "hey, careful on that next turn, that one's a doozie !" no &^%$#ing shit it's a doozie you prick what do you think I've been trying to do over the past HALF HOUR??
SON OF A GOD DAMN BITCH OK let's try again! Crash, bam, kablaaaaam ok doesn't mater I managed to get into first place and it's the last corner before the finish line NICE! Ok, steady, careful to what's behind the corner - good! I try to steer BUT MY DAMN STEERING GOT BUSTED FROM ALL THE UNAVOIDABLE COLLISIONS AND I CRASH 10 FEET FROM THE FINISH LINE!!
Screw you CODEMASTERS I'm never buying one of your travesty games EVER ok maybe I will ... on second thought I might even finish the game,
'cause I'm an asshole like that and what am I gonna do
Anyway just thought you should know the end
How the hell is a little, wooden, EMPTY crate on the side of the road supposed to bring a one and a half ton car from 100 mph to a full stop instantly, like a brick wall? I'm driving along, making good time, but with 10 cars behind me that can throw me off course if they so much as touch me, then some asshole taps me on the side while I turn and I run into a freaking CAN OF SODA and crash! Then I have to start the thing all over again, because, although I crashed and pretty much wrecked the car, I didn't wreck your car quite enough, so no rewind for me. Then you give it another go, SHOMEHOW you manage to advance past the point you last crashed, go into a turn behind some building when, suddenly, it's this HUGE FUCKING TRUCK parked in the middle of the god damn racing track! I mean what kind of shit is that?
OK, no biggie, RESTART. Tra-la-la, na-na-na, you get to the truck part again (now you know how to avoid it), you turn, BAM, schmuck behind you rams into you and propels you into the truck ANYWAY - and then there's the comentator 10 seconds late "hey, careful on that next turn, that one's a doozie !" no &^%$#ing shit it's a doozie you prick what do you think I've been trying to do over the past HALF HOUR??
SON OF A GOD DAMN BITCH OK let's try again! Crash, bam, kablaaaaam ok doesn't mater I managed to get into first place and it's the last corner before the finish line NICE! Ok, steady, careful to what's behind the corner - good! I try to steer BUT MY DAMN STEERING GOT BUSTED FROM ALL THE UNAVOIDABLE COLLISIONS AND I CRASH 10 FEET FROM THE FINISH LINE!!
Screw you CODEMASTERS I'm never buying one of your travesty games EVER ok maybe I will ... on second thought I might even finish the game,
'cause I'm an asshole like that and what am I gonna do
Anyway just thought you should know the end
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