R.I.P. dear friend. Obituary of a long time companion

[geno]

....so did you smash the crap out of it yet?

 

[Soybomb]

Windogg don't give up the good fight
you've erminded me of my own recent loss

 

[Windogg]

Whoa, didn't realize this thread was gonna come up again. I ran over keyboard with my truck. There wasn't much left. Forgot to take pics. I do have another keyboard I can use to reenact the whole funeral.

Windogg

 

[narzy]

*tear* its *sob* just *blow nose* So *blow nose on Windogg* sad! *cry* may it rest in peices

 

[geno]

<< I ran over keyboard with my truck. There wasn't much left. >>


YES!!! Hahahah - good job Windogg!! Just what I was waitin to hear




<< Forgot to take pics >>


Awwwww!!! Now I'm gonna cry!!

 

[McCarthy]

Harvey - YES, someone else who loves Focus keyboards. I got one by chance with my Drake© 486 (they were in business for about 2 weeks from what I can tell, but lifetime warrenty should still be good.) Killed the first and scoured the internet to find a replacement.

But alas

I managed to kill the replacement too eventually and had this dino IBM which I'd picked up somewhere so I hooked it up. Now I'm so used to it that I don't know if I'll ever want to give it up. In face I've been dropping by Goodwill to look for 1984 IBM (made by Lexmark) keyboards now and then to give to friends and family with those cheapo mushmaster things.

--Mc

 

[Adul]

I miss the switch basedkeyboards..

these membrane based ones just plain suck.

 

[DaBoneHead]

I don't know what kind of keyboards they use around here...


I was instructed to inscribe all my programs in brail and give them to the blind gregorian monks down the hall to type in. I'll check on what kind of keyboards they use after they get done with their noon time chanting. That stuff is better than musak.


There is also this big fat guy in a thong up on a ledge here, he keeps beating on a drum and yelling &quot;row faster!&quot;. I don't know what that is all about... we don't even have oars.

Oh yeah, thats right. I'm in hell. That's what this is all about.

I guess it is just going to be one of those days.

 

[fdiskboy]

ROFLMAO DaBoneHead, now THAT was funny!

 

[bigbootydaddy]

i remember once my hard drive died...i was sad, then furiously angry when i noticed what i lost and could never get back...so my friend and i went outside, with the hd..grabbed the bat..

after several minutes and a concusssion later, the hd stood strong

we placed the bat on the floor and started beating it with the hard drive..

is burried in the front yard next to my dogs messy mess from this morning

 

[DaBoneHead]

And you call me sick... BBD.

 

[Croton]

windogg -- u didn't mention about all the times you and your keyboard surfed the XXX sites.......

 

[Windogg]

Croton, I assumed that pr0n surfing was a given and didn't have to be mentioned.

Of course it reminds me of the time I went back to New York for the weekend and turned the keys over to my friend in the room next door. I got back and saw a DVD of &quot;Basic Instinct: The Director's Cut&quot; Uhhhh Ohhhh.... I asked my buddy if he had any tug-o-wars with Cyclopes. He said, &quot;No, I would do that in a friends room.&quot;

Somehow I didn't believe him and Lysoled everything anyway. A few weeks later he admitted to doing to deed in my room. Of course he lft me the keys to his room a few weeks later and I got my revenge with the girlfriend. But thats another story for another thread.

Windogg