R.I.P. dear friend. Obituary of a long time companion

Windogg

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Focus 9001 130 Key Programmable Keyboard
9/10/1990 - 10/18/2000

We gather here today to remember a dearly departed friend. In human years he was but an adolecent in the spring of his life. As a computer part, he is an aged veteran that has lived through several generations of the ever evolving computer world. He was a marvel of industrial engineering at the time. His footprint was no more than your standard keyboard yet had an addition 19 keys including 12 programmable function and 4 diagnal arrows. Also an aesthetic wonder, he sported embedded LEDs on the CAPS LOCK, SCROLL LOCK, AND NUM LOCK keys. The coiled wire allowed its old fashioned AT plug to reach behind the most in accessable desks.

He first saw action on a whitebox 386-25 taking the duties of a generic 101 key model. Within a short year, our friend managed to hitch a ride on a new thoroughbread, a 486DX2-66. At the time, the old 80486-66 was to best you could get. The ole Focus was kept and saw extensive action playing Wing Commander 2, Falcon 4.0, Aces over Europe, and Civilization. The ole workhorse also survived many term papers dished out by mean teachers that sought to take away valuable DOOM II time. In the end, it was he that was the conduit which produced the essays that got me into college.

By the time college rolled around, the 486 was ready to go the way of the Dodo bird and was retired into a dusty corner of my closet in New York City. My journey to Boston was to be accompanied by a new companion, a sporty Pentium 133 w/ a 2MB Matrox Millenium video adapter. Still the old codger wanted to follow. Like a faithful puppy, he rode up I-91 that gray morning tucked between two comforting sweatshirts. That first night after the introductions, activities, and ad hoc get togethers, he helped confort me that first lonely night in a dorm room. In the darkness, those reassuring red LEDs from the NUM LOCKED soothed a lost soul.

Over the next three years, he saw action that went above and beyond the call of duty. Hundreds of pages of essays and write ups went through his keys. Verbs, nouns, adjectives, formulas, and other general BS flowed with the comforting clickity clack of a champion. When not providing its owner with the means to a bright future, he faithfully relieved the daily stresses of college. Jagged Alliance, Quake, Jane's Flight Sims, and a new entity known as "The World Wide Web". Often put through abuse by those less loving, he help up like a fearless rebel and dare defy any opponent. Beer was spilled on him, ripped and thrown across the room by angry girlfriends, and covered by grease from chips/french fries/cheese steak subs.

By senior year, the Pentium has long been surpassed. A new marvel known as Pentium II appeared and the Pentium Classic was retired for less strenuous work. The old Focus keyboard stayed. That last year in college was a true test of will for the little guy. That first semester, a record 450 pages of final papers (not including drafts, daily work, or emails) was forced upon its plastic keys. By second semester, the parties that it endured would have destroyed lesser models. In one instance, a drunken young lass fell and ripped him out of it AT/PS2 adapter. Slammed to the floor with a mighty thud, he sustain no damage what so ever.

After college, the Pentium II 450Mhz was still a young chick. I however got restless and splurged on a top of the line Pentium III 500Mhz. Over the next year and a half, the old keyboard has served me well. Then suddenly yesterday, the music finally died. First the spacebar started failing, it took several hard hits to get it working. Then other keys started to lose function. In a panic, I tried it on another system. Same results. :(. Then I tried it on my laptop, no luck. Many attempts at recussitation failed and at last I gave in. 10:18PM

Many of his companions came and went but he held on strong, he has lived with 8 systems and well as served loaner duty with countless others. Sue his replacement has fancy items like a "WINDOWS" key and a "MENU" key but those are just gaudy trinkets next to the ever so functional programmable keys. He now lies in state until a proper funeral can be arranged.

Nevertheless, the memories will remain. All the late nights trying to eek 5 pages out of 2 pages of BS, the many games that came and went, and one failed attempt at learning Dvorak (WTF WAS I THINKING!?!?!?).

So long dear friend, you will be missed. :(
 

Chooie

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Oh dear, whatever will we do. Windogg, I offer you my deepest sympathies. :(
 

ratkil

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Wow, that is an impressive run. Keyboards are first to suffer my wrath, as they are relatively cheap and very satisfying to just lift up and snap in half.....
 

Windogg

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ratkil: Same here but this keyboard took some amazing beatings and survived. In one instance I was so mad at my girlfriend that I threw the keyboard against a wall so hard it punched a hole in the sheet rock and came out the other end!!! I patched up the wall so the management company would charge me an arm and a leg for damage. I dusted the chunks of drywall out of the keyboard it continued on just fine.

Windogg
 

Windogg

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snow: Thanks, I guess I better lay off the coffee again.
*SNIFF* But that Italian coffee smells mighty tempting right now......

Windogg
 

Ulfwald

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Let us all have a moment of silence for Winndoggs loss. :(
 

prodigy

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My deepest sorrows and condolences for your loss.

:( :( :( :(

May we have a moment of silence please...

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*sniff* thank you.
 

Dameon

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Windogg, you crack me up. I can relate though.. new keyboards just dont have the same &quot;feel&quot; as the good old clackety keyboards of days gone by.
 

Mday

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i will, sooner or later, get a new keyboard myself... 130 key? nope... but programmable, YES!

gonna cost like $90 too ;-)
 

Fathom5

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Uuuummmmmm,....................................................................yeah.


Hey Windogg I'm in need of a new keyboard. I'm just using an old Dell POS I had laying around when I built my new 'puter a few months ago. Any suggestions?

What I would like is keys with short solid action. This thing seems like the keys have a long stroke (no jokes about long strokes please) I really like the the way my Dell Laptop feels but can't find any keyboard that comes close the that.


BTW, I am sorry for the loss, maybe you could hang it on the wall for a decoration?
 

geno

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OMG...that's so sad. You gotta give it a proper burial....

















BUT NOT BEFORE YOU SMACK THE HELL OUT OF IT WITH A BAT!!! Make sure you take some pictures!!!! ;)
 

cxim

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You haven't tried the rejuvination ritual yet ?

take apart. wash with soapy water ( dish washing liquid ). lots of sloshing, minimal wiping.

Then do several rinses with alcohol &amp; hang up to dry for a week or so.

Rumors of the untimly demise may be premature.
 

geno

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NO! Don't listen to them Windogg!! Bash 'er good with a bat or a big stick!!! Cmon! Don't be a wuss! Teach that keyboard not to crap out on you!
 

Harvey

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I'm a pianist and a touch typist, so I love the tactile feel of Focus keyboards. The switches are made by Alps, who have the science of touch and reliablity down. :)

When I take newbies shopping, I grab a Focus and any other keyboard. I have them put their hands on the &quot;regular&quot; keyboard and ask them to hit a few keys, as if they were typing. Then I do the same with the Focus. Most of them easily prefer the Focus.

I believe that keyboard first appeared as the Northgate keyboard, and at the time, they sold it for around $100.