An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Lisa asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Lisa," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I?m so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Lisa. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn?t be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."
"But, Nurse Lisa," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."
Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Lisa.
"Well," he replied. "Today?s the viewing."
"Yes, Nurse Lisa," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I?m so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Lisa. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn?t be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."
"But, Nurse Lisa," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."
Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Lisa.
"Well," he replied. "Today?s the viewing."
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