Quotes.txt

[BigToque]

I don't know if any of you have done this, but I have a file on my computer that I put quotes into every once and a while. Here's my list. Post your's as well. If you made one of these quotes, or there is an error, or you know who made a quote, just tell me and I'll fix it.

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Simpson Quotes
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Me fail english? That's unpossible!
- Ralph Wigum

Ms. Hoover my brain is full!
- Ralph Wigum

When I grow up, I want to be a principle...or a catepillar.
- Ralph Wigum

Oooh, look at ME! I'm making people Happppeeee! I'm the magical man, from candyland, in a gumdrop house in Lollipop LAAANNNEE!
- Homer

There is not an emoticon that expresses how I feel right now.
- Comic Book Guy

Bart: You make me sick Homer, you're always telling me I can do anything if I just put my mind to it.
Homer: Well now that youre older you can know that thats a crock. No matter how good you are, there are probobly a million people better than you at it.
Bart: Oh ok, can't win don't try.

See Maggie, the ocean is just like the bathtub except with barracudas and moray eels.
- Homer

Homer: (to lisa) Want a donut?
Lisa: do you have anything with fruit?
Homer: This donut has purple stuff in it. Purple is a fruit.

I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a diagram?
- Homer

Homer: You are going to give up ham?
Lisa: Yes
Homer: And bacon?
Lisa: Yes
Homer: And pork?
Lisa: Dad that is the same animal!
Homer: Riiiight Lisa, some wondeful magical animal!

Mr. Burns : We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair Union contract...
Homer's brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Mr. Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours!
Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?
Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He is coming onto me!
Mr. Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows,[Friendly Laugh]
Homer's Brain: Arggh!
Homer: Sorry Mr Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

Lady: "So why do you want to become a Big Brother?"
Homer's Brain: "Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!
Homer: "Umm, revenge."
Homer's Brain : "That's IT! I'm outta here."
[Sound of chair scraping on floor, footsteps, and door opening and closing]

Here we go again Marge, always taking someone else's advice... Flanders, the Water Department, God...
- Homer

Bart: God is so in you face
Homer: Yeah, he's my favorite fictional character...

Marge: "The lord only asks for an hour a week"
Homer: "Well then he should have made the week an hour longer. Lousy God"

Homer: Huh! 5 cents for bear tax! That's the biggest tax increase in history!
Lisa: Actually dad that the lowest tax increase in history
Homer: Well screw the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax
Lisa: That's the Homeowner tax
Homer: Well anyway, I'm still not paying it.



AnandTech Quotes
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ROFL, now that's what I call a lowballer !
- AnandTech Moderator

So sorry, due to technical difficulties your mod will remain in Hawaii. It was something about being stuck on the beach.
- Aloha,
Hawaiian Mod PI

All your locked thread are belong to us
- Anandtech Moderator

Everything was OK until this dweeb hollered "Hey Mod",
startling me to a state of wakefulness and causing me to
fall out of my tree."
- AnandTech Moderator

I don't study, I only learn what is necessary
- pamchenko

if it aint broke, fix it till it is
- Unknown


MISC QUOTES
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Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.
- Unknown

He who ignores discipline despises himself, but whoever heeds correction gains understandings.
- Unknown

If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.
- Unknown

Education is not received. It is achieved.
- Unknown

Give a man a fish and he'll eat today; teach him to fish and he'll eat always.
- Unknown

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes, he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.
- Chinese Proverb

Believing in yourself, is in endless destination.
Believing you have failed, is the end of your journey.
- Sarah Meredith

A good friend is hard to find, Hard to lose, And impossible to forget.
- Unknown

Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.
- John Lennon

The journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step.
- Chinese Proverb

640k of RAM ought to be enough for anyone.
- Bill Gates

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
- Dave Barry

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
- Tom Clancy

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
- Thomas Edison

A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
- Albert Einstein

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
- Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
- John F. Kennedy

Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain

Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
- Mark Twain

Don't steal. The government hates competition.
- Unknown

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
-Jeremy S. Anderson

To the world you may be but a person, but to a person, you may be the world
- Unknown

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin

When I die I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather - and not like the screaming passengers in his car
- Unknown

You'll always find what you're looking for in the last place you look for it.
- Murphy's Law

Trust in yourself. Your perceptions are often more true than you might believe.
- Diane Mariechild

The early bird may get the worm, but it's the 2nd mouse that gets the cheese
- Unknown

Procrastination is the same as masturbation; you're the only one who gets screwed.
- Unknown

 

[Keego]

Here's my mIRC quit file, some of the quotes were stole from members that are on this forum... sorry!

My computer performed an illegal operation. Does that make me an accomplice?

My Trident PCI 4mb is so fast 3dmark 2000 cant run right.

I don't want your 2 cents. Save it up and maybe some day you'll have enough to buy a clue.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

<V-Chip> i dont know what it was :/ thats why i deleted it

Overclocking is not a hobby, it's a way of life.

I always know when it's the mother in law knocking at the door the mice throw themselves in the traps.

Why would anyone buy a hot water heater? I'd rather buy a cold water heater.

Unix is user-friendly, it's just picky about who its friends are.

The software said it requires Windows 95 or better, so I installed Linux

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.

When I talk dirty to a woman, it's Sexual Harassment...... When a woman talks dirty to me, it's $ 2.99 a minute.

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." - Emo Phillips

 

[BigToque]

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(Someone in AT made this, but I don't know who)

 

[ILikeSprite]

ROTFLMAO @ Simpsons quotes!!! I love the Simpsons!

 

[GoldenTiger]

Here's mine...




If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?
CONGRESS!

One man's common sense is another man's epiphany.

I moo-ed. But I didn't just moo fifty, I didn't moo a hundred. I moo-ed a thousand! I moo-ed ten thousand! And I was good at it.


Worms eats the dirt
Fishes eats the worms.
Goblins eats the fishes.

No...my fishes!


And in the strength of this I rode,
Shattering all evil customs everywhere,
And past through Pagan realms, and made them mine,
And clashed with Pagan hordes, and bore them down,
And broke through all, and in the strength of this
Come victor. But my time is hard at hand,
And hence I go; and one will crown me king
Far in the spiritual city; and come thou, too,
For thou shalt see the vision when I go.

-- "The Idylls Of The King"
Alfred, Lord Tennyson


God of gates, god of doorways, I may open the door, but only you can walk through it.

Why doesn't DOS ever say: EXCELLENT command or filename!

"The motherboard ? that thin green square of plastic that holds the chips, connectors and slots inside your personal computer." -MSNBC

"CPU ? that big, flat black square with hundreds of little copper pins that actually does all the calculations that makes a PC run. (Handle with care. If you bend any of those little pins, you?re in trouble.)" -MSNBC

"Something else they {mmorpg gaming companies} probably learned from watching the games is that powerlevelers jump from game to game very quickly. Why waste time building the game around a group of people who will jump ship as soon as the newest, coolest, bestest lookingist game comes out?"

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We will not pay for good intentions. We will not accept that the game has only been out for a short time. We will not support a product based on anything but the merits of that product. We are all gamers on these boards are we not? "


"I want to die like my friend Jim: in my sleep...not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car."


"If you see me being beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me." -Bobcat Goldthwait



"I like escalators because they can never really break, they just become stairs. You'll never see an "Escalator Out Of Order" sign, but you might see one that says "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the Convenience."


Regarding EverQuest:
"It's worthless...

just because something is cheap doesn't mean it should be bought! Imagine having to wait 8-12 minutes between kills! Think the 2.5 minute runs to town and then 4 minutes there to sell off, bank, and buy supplies is bad? Try EQ! You too can experience the MAGIC of waiting 2.5 minutes if you die; the MAGIC of waiting 2.5 minutes to move between each tiny area; the MAGIC of monsters that agro you across the entire zone randomly, through floors, attack through floors in caves and ceillings inside buildings; the MAGIC of spending an HOUR to run to town, sell off, bank, and get back to where you were fighting. Let's not forget the AWESOME FUN of camping for 20+ hours for that quest item, which is then ninja-looted by a group member and forces you to wait ANOTHER 20 hours! You bring the item back, and are given a piece of garbage item! Don't forget that almost all the quests are broken, either! You'll have the MAGIC of finding out your 10-hour camp was all for naught! Let's not also give leeway to the incredible fun to be had by GM's suspending you because you attacked a monster from a hilltop! Let's also not forget the hyper-inflated, ballooning economy; the dazzling monotony; and the INCREDULOUS fun of sitting looking at a static spellbook for 10 minutes between monster fights! Don't forget there's NOTHING to do in the game aside from levelling, with no reward at the end other than, "Oh, wow, I'm level 60!". The tradeskills are worthless; you have to load parts into the containers manually; you get to die from fall damage running down a gentle slope due to the cruddy collision detection; and most of all, the fun and magic of there being no goal at all in the game! Nor should we overlook the absolutely attrocious number of bugs; corpse runs ranging from a half hour to up to 12 real hours; and 3 minutes just to loot your corpse! Don't worry... you're also COMPLETELY POWERLESS while dodging monsters on the way to your corpse! Not fun enough, yet? Don't worry, you can always fall through the world and wait several real life days just to get unstuck, or possibly even told you won't be retrieved by Verant's customer service! Not enough? How about the fact that you often have to wait for over 2 hours in line on camp spots as they are completely static and always have huge waits, even once you're in a group.

YAY EVERQUEST!!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!! Trust me... EQ is like heroin and chicken street racing: Don't do it."


Duct tape: It's like the Force
It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together


Say this out loud:
I read Todd did.
I sofa kin read Todd did.



09-21-01 the day they patched Anarchy Online...and killed it.


Denial is NOT a river in Egypt!



I have more Insecurities than Windows ;-(



2 years playing AC = 240$
3 different disks for 3 different servers = around 80$
Money I've made selling those accounts = Hella lot
Being a true noob again in DAoC = Priceless



ROFLMAOBOMGYFS
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Because Oh My God You're F****** Stupid



"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." -Ezekiel (Prophet)



Top-selling RPG Games in the United States from February 2001 to the week of November 7th, 2001

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1) Diablo 2: Lords of Destruction 576,143 copies
2) Diablo 2 306,422 copies
3) Dark Age of Camelot 115,894
4) Baldur's Gate 2 103,144
5) EverQuest Kunark 92,172
6) Baldur's Gate 2: Throne of Bhaal 85,451
7) Baldur's Gate 1 83,208
8) Arcanum 69,522
9) Pool of Radiance - Ruins of MD 55,211
10) EverQuest Velious 66,496
11) Anarchy Online 47,356





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Fin! The random-junk file is done being copied (selectively; personal jot-notes removed) !

 

[GoldenTiger]

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Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] Idiot savant
[ ] Twink
[ ] Troll
[ ] Bank Sitter
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Utter Moron
[ ] Other:


You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[ ] You don't know what youre talking about
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You junkmailed me
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
[ ] You complained about getting looted when it was your own damn fault
[ ] I thought, "What the hell?"
[ ] I felt like it
[ ] Would you like some cheese with your whine?


To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f'ing FAQ
[ ] Read the f'ing manual, then come to me for a written essay assignment
[ ] Be the guest of honor for SnR for a month
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this forum
[ ] Stop being homosexual
[ ] Learn to play the f'ing game
[ ] Fall on your sword... NOW...
[ ] Forget it, there's no redeeming your silly ass





The Post Nazi Rejects your post to this board because it is:

_X_ Written too poorly to understand. You should consider taking a remedial English Course.

__ Provides no facts, therefore reading it is a waste of time.

__ Already posted by you or another user. Have you ever tried reading the boards here before?

__ You are complaining about people complaining. Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think?

__ You posted a quit message. Ouch, I'm embarrassed for you.

__ You're an idiot because:


Here is an example of a well written and logical post:


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[yllus]

Got a similar textfile of my own, here it is. Mostly old BBS taglines and random stuff...


Daddy! Let me push a(*$#!# NO CARRIER

I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.

Agnodyslexic plea: "why ME, dog?"

It's starting to rain, .SQZ the animals into the .ARC.

woman.zip: great program, though readme.1st file is missing.

Dog for sale: Eats anything. Especially fond of children.

On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".

A man is not complete until he is married, then he is finished.

Urine (Baseball term): Opposite of "You're out."

AIXELSYD-008-1 :llac ,siht daer nac uoy fI

yip yip yip yip yap yap yip *BANG* - NO TERRIER

f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng

recursev) to swear again. ie. "Damn that dog! Damn him!"

bison, (b'zon), (n.): Sexually confused male child.

As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.

What, me ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

I know I'm not Mr. Right, but would you settle for Mr. Right Now?

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

I bet you I could stop gambling.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.

If you succeed in being a failure, what are you?

I have very bad concentra...mmm, pizza.

Save the earth, some of my best friends live here.

Of the things I've lost..I miss my mind the most.

A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.

Confucius said: Those who quote me are fools.

Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!

I couldn't care less about apathy.

I've got a mind like a.. a.. what's that thing called?

You Klingon sons! You killed my bastard... no, wait...

Wedding ring: The world's smallest handcuff.

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

10 out of 5 doctors feel it's OK to be schitzo!

==/==/==/==Police tagline==/==/==Do not cross ==/==/==/==

BREAKFAST.COM halted, cereal port not responding.

Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch!

Barium: What you do with dead chemists.

Congress, (con'ghres), (n.): Opposite of progress.

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing

Ensign Pillsbury: He's bread Jim!

Fife, (n.): Small shrill instrument that rhymes with wife.

I still miss my ex-wife, BUT, my aim is improving!

I distinctly remember forgetting that.

I know karate, kung fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringoutmytitle

Illiterate? Write for free help.

In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death

It's okay to be ugly...but aren't you overdoing it?

Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters!

I don't die, I just go to hell and regen.

Microsoft Windows... a virus with mouse support.

OUT TO LUNCH: If not back at five, OUT TO DINNER!

Real Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.

Red ship crashes into blue ship, sailors marooned.

Smokey the Bear says, "Strip mining prevents forest fires!"

The worst thing about censorship is *********.

Women! Can't live with 'em and no resale value.

I hit my CTRL key and I'm *still* outta control!

HELL HAS JUST FROZEN OVER: It snowed at school today.

RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!


I only play with my computer on days that end in "Y."

The word is pussy. Spread the word!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

Ithinkmyspacebarstoppedworking.

Got kleptomania? Take something for it!

Avoid hangovers: Stay drunken.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Sex is like a bridge game: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

It's with gun in hand that this fox really rocks.

Is there another word for synonym?

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

My wife ran away with my best friend. I sure miss him.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Marriage is not a word: it is a sentence.

"DEL *.*" = 100% compression

Hold a hard drive to your ear - listen to the C:

I feel so... so... what's that word for I can't say it right?

I miss Rush Limbaugh. But with this laser sight....

If "con" is the opposite of "pro", what is the opposite of "progress"?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?

War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

My fate's not in God's hands as long as there's a weapon in mine.

It's hard to believe he beat 100,000 other sperm.

"The next time I run into you, I hope I'm in my car." - Janier

I don't have the time for a hobby. I have a computer.

Reality is only fantasy gone stale.

"Never lie. That way you don't have to remember anything."

"He's not as big a fool as he was." "Smarter?" "No, thinner."

Alas! A virgin no more: I've lost my HIMEM...

Microsoft Windows: It just keeps getting beta and beta

My other vehicle Is a Klingon Bird of Prey.

"All great truths begin as blasphemies." Shaw

"I don't do children's parties, O'Brien." Odo

Kirk would never waste a holodeck on something stupid like Dixon Hill.

Sticker on a Mac: BEST IF USED BY JULY '87

"I can see the synapses beginning to fire behind your eyes." Londo

"So you feel like you're being symbolically cast...in a bad light." Ivanova

Backup? I've never had troub**&{[} 3$$ERROR

"But Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got here!"

DON'T SHOOT! We may both be on the same side!

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets..

TAGLINE OMITTED DUE TO LACK OF FUNDING

At Borger King we do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.

Intuition, however illogical, is recognized as a command prerogative.

Old programmers never die; they exit to a higher shell.

I prefer to remain anomalous.

We choose our joys and our sorrows long before we experience them.

"You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree"

Was first in line for brains, but ended up holding the door open.

Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload. - Janier

What do you call 32 redneck women? A full set of teeth.

We now return to our scheduled flame-throwing

"We're attempting to exhume this potato." Mulder

Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark.

Officer, I wasn't driving fast, just flying low!

The mother of all idiots is always pregnant.

Outnumbered 20,000 to 2...... and we killed them both. Aragorn

The clash of ideas is the sound of freedom.

I don't fly, I beat the air into submission.

Who the hell died in here? -- Florida State Motto

I have a 286... Can I park in the handicapped space?

"And now, @LN@, we will discuss the location of the Rebel base."

Choose heaven for climate, hell for society.

And when was your tongue last sharpened?

That which does not kill me had better run away very fast.

There are few problems that can't be solved by high explosives.

Expect no fairness where my vital interests are concerned.

To err is human; blaming it on others is more human.

"Hello", the lawyer lied.

Never trust a programmer who carries a screwdriver.

A dirty book is seldom dusty.

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." -- Ashe

History repeats itself, but each time the price goes up.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

You cannot kill time without assaulting eternity.

Be different, act normal.

"If it doesn't fit, you are not using enough force!"

"Windows is a 32-bit patch to a 16-bit GUI for an 8-bit operating system written for a 4-bit processor by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1-bit of competition."

"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the other men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his
mother cooked."

"All the big problems in the world could have been solved when they were little problems." - Chinese Proverb

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher." - Socrates

"To control others is to have power; to control yourself is to know the way." Xena, Warrior Princess

The best way to take an insult is to ignore it. If you can't ignore it, top it. If you can't top it, laugh at it. If you can't laugh at it, you probably deserved it.

You hate to see me go...but love to watch me leave!

"Is that a ladder in your skirt or the stairway to heaven?"

"If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Thanksgiving - I'd visit between the holidays."

"You have beautiful legs - what time do they open?"

If it weren't for flashbacks I'd have no memory at all.

The cycle of life follows three distinct stages: Ignorance, Arrogance, and Senility. Bypass all three and proceed straight to alcoholism.

If only more Christians read their Bibles there'd be less Christians.

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names" - Joseph Stalin

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!" -- Woody Allen

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!', but 'That's funny...'" -- Isaac Asimov

"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet." -- Dave Barry

"No wonder nobody comes here - it's too crowded." -- Yogi Berra

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." -- Winston Churchill

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -- Thomas Edison

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen." -- Albert Einstein

"The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely." -- T. S. Eliot

"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon." -- Napoleon Bonaparte

"Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried." -- Mae West

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you." - Winnie the Pooh

Your father should have pulled out and spared us.

If I want any sh*t outta you I'll squeeze your head.

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And
when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." -- Bene Gesserit Litany Against
Fear (Dune)

"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock!" -- Orson Welles

"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even when there is no river." -- Nikita Khrushchev

I want to love life, but life only wants meaningless sex.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

"It's Data, Mom. I heard you know how to turn him on" - Wesley

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." -- Mitch Ratliffe

"Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most....human." -- Kirk at Spock's funeral

"What does God need with a starship?" -Kirk ST5. Only Kirk would have the brass to ask that.

ALCOHOL = A Little Consumption Often Helps Open Legs

"It's an odd thing, Mr. Ireton. Every man who wages war believes God is on his side. I'll warrant God should often wonder who is on his." - Cromwell

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you?ve got it made.

Moral indignation = jealousy with a halo.

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" -- Dr. Strangelove

I only have sex on days that start with T: Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow, Tathurday, Tunday.

 

[GoldenTiger]

Finally, courtesy of playway.net:


THE 1337 dictionary!

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#1 Stunna
Definition: 1. Being good at Killing, and or Playing. 2. Best guy around.
Synonyms: Top dawg
Example: Man, I'm da #1 Stunna!
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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$$
Definition: Signifying the sound of a cash register taking in money (kills). EZ
Synonyms: Bling Bling
Example: $$, owned ya bitchez
Submitted By: V-Chip


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0wnage
Definition: 1. To make someone your bitch by killing them, and hense, you own them. 2. A rank of one's great skill.
Synonyms: 0wnz0rd, 0wnz
Example: omgz, Rad r teh 0wnage. He 0wnz0rd meh.
Submitted By: Sir.Rad


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1337
Definition: To be elite, as in "an elite counterstrike player" State of being cool, "oh dude thats 1337"
Synonyms: leet, |337
Example: I r 1337!
Submitted By: Osiris


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AW Pussy
Definition: 1. A n00b who holds up the rest of the game while he camps with an AWP far away from the action.
Synonyms:
Example: I hate AW Pussies, they suck
Submitted By: SQLboy


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b00m
Definition: when the bomb explodes
Synonyms: explosion
Example: b00m
Submitted By: Pyst_Bastard


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b00mstick, b00mstickin
Definition: A gun that is shaped like a stick and makes a very loud b00m!
Synonyms: AWP, AWM,Aug,M3
Example: Watch Out, I've got a b00mstick
Submitted By: D[a]Ze


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b33r
Definition: 1. a mythical drink that causes awe inspiring Counterstrike playing abilities. 2. a substance Canadians have not yet learned how to brew.
Synonyms: br3\/\/, br3w
Example: y0 b3y4tch, t0ss m3 4 b33r
Submitted By: Visual Phoenix


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bitched
Definition: 1. To be killed in an embarasing manner.
Synonyms: clip,frag
Example: Man, I just got bitched with a a knife
Submitted By: SQLBoy


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Bitchstick
Definition: [noun]1. Shotgun, large gun used in the CS. [verb]2. The act of being killed, or killing of, by a shotgun.
Synonyms: Shotgun
Example: Gudy's using the grenade, not the BITCHSTICK
Submitted By: Colonel Lai


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bogon (bo gone)
Definition: 1. Cr@p or sh1t. 2. Worthless information useful only to n00bs and llamas.
Synonyms: BS
Example: Bitch, your so full of bogon. Get me some iced tea.
Submitted By: SQLBoy


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BS (Bullsh*t)
Definition: 1. What you say when something occurs that got you killed, or upsets you in a certain way.
Synonyms: Bullsh*t, Horsesh*t
Example: OMFG That's BS!!!
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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BunnyHop
Definition: 1. A exploit of ID Softwares Quake 2 engine code that allows players to build up speed using a quick strafe/jump action.
Synonyms: strafe jumping
Example: That g4y bunnyhopping whore.
Submitted By: InFus|on


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c0ncH
Definition: A c0ncH is one who can't buy their weapons fast enough and ends up rushing with their glock or usp with no primary gun and no armor.
Synonyms:
Example: rush you fuqin c0ncH
Submitted By: bukwild


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ch34t0r
Definition: A player who cheats
Synonyms: Fsck head, Hoe, =SAF=Spaz
Example: OMFGZ th4t g3hy ch34t0r FuX0r da hoe
Submitted By: Fissionx


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clip (klip)
Definition: 1. to kill another player in a off hand way. 2. a cartridge for holding weapon ammunition
Synonyms: frag
Example: I pulled out my DE and clipped his sorry ass.
Submitted By: SQLBoy


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Crs
Definition: Compulsive reloding syndrome
Synonyms: none
Example: Wow Gene has a real Crs problem
Submitted By: Gene.Starwind


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d00d
Definition: 1. Used to start a conversation. 2. "l337 d00ds" or "warez d00d". Someone with a large collection of pirated software. Someone who pirates software in order to gain acceptance from their peers.
Synonyms: mofo
Example: d00d, that was awsome!
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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dr0pped
Definition: 1. to have just killed an opponent 2. telling someone that got killed by a newbie
Synonyms: iced capped fragged wasted
Example: j00 just got dr0pped!!
Submitted By: [26xE]Lone


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dust whore
Definition: 1. A n00b who doesn't play any map except de_dust.
Synonyms: n00b
Example: Everytime we turn on map voting, the dust whores take over the server.
Submitted By: Sir.Rad


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elite
Definition: one with superior skills
Synonyms: Super
Example: i beat u down with my elite skillz
Submitted By: |FitH|Stryker


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Exteme Camping
Definition: 1. The art of team camping a specific location using traps and communication to lure enemies into getting whored. 2. A defensive clan match strategy used for defending a position.
Synonyms:
Example: Clan X was the master of Extreme Camping.
Submitted By: SQLBoy


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f00k
Definition: 1. Used to express extreme displeasure.
Synonyms: fu*k
Example: That was just f00king gh3y.
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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f0ck
Definition: A state of being pissed off, or mad. A word used in place of fsck or fsck you.
Synonyms: f0c|
Example: What the fock was that focker?!
Submitted By: Dominon


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f34r
Definition: 1. to "fear" someone, by either their 1337 skillz, 1337 h4x, or 1337 gun such as the tmp and mac10. 2. An expression used when one knows they will die; a last resort to get gloating in before you get killed.
Synonyms: ph34r
Example: I r having teh tmp, f34r meh.
Submitted By: Sir.Rad


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FB
Definition: A flash bang
Synonyms: none
Example: Stop Blind me with that damn FB
Submitted By: Gene.Starwind


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Fegasaur
Definition: 1. To act in an odd manner either in or out of game.
Synonyms: fggt, fagz0r, GG
Example: Damn, that guy is a fegasaur.
Submitted By: Zathrus7


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Foul
Definition: 1. Offensive to the senses; revolting.
Having an offensive odor; smelly.
Rotten or putrid: foul meat.

Synonyms: gross, l337
Example: Man that guy is foul.
Submitted By: FoUL


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frag
Definition: 1. To kill an opponent.
Synonyms: clip,iced,cap
Example: Yo Yo, Therin got his ass fragged by a n00b!
Submitted By: SQLBoy


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G4wd
Definition: 1. The supreme ruler familiar name
Synonyms: God, The BigMan
Example: Dear G4wd!
Submitted By: The_MistyFlip


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gg
Definition: GG is one of the stranger abbreviations that appear in l33t speak. It means "way to go" in a very sarcastic manner. As in the example sentence, it means "way to go back up" and it means that you had absolutely no back up.
Synonyms:
Example: gg back up, assholes =\
Submitted By: Therin


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gg
Definition: Good Game. You have just finished a good game of cs. Pat your self on the back A trick 4 n00bs that drops them from the server.
Synonyms: good job
Example: Type "gg money" to get $16000!
Submitted By: Fissionx


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Gh3y
Definition: 1. Acting in a way inappropriate for the suroundings.
Synonyms: Gay
Example: That n00b is really acting Gh3y today.
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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gj
Definition: good job
Synonyms:
Example: gj cts for defusing bomb
Submitted By: w00t


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h00mba
Definition: 1. See w00t.
Synonyms: w00t
Example: Wow man, I just beat all of HW, DH, h4m and SALT with one shot! h00mba!
Submitted By: PhyrE


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h00r
Definition: 1. whore (h&ocirc;r, hr) A prostitute.
A person considered sexually promiscuous.
2. A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.
Synonyms: hoe
Example: Every clan needs at least 1 awp h00r.
Submitted By: FoUL


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H0t
Definition: 1. Performing with great skill . 2. Having or characterized by repeated successes: a player who is on a hot streak
Synonyms: on fire
Example: That was a h0t score.
Submitted By: Ice-Man


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h4h
Definition: 1. the act of laughing or chuckling.
Synonyms: Ha,hah, Heh,h4r
Example: h4h h4h, i beat your sorry h4x!!
Submitted By: MuNkEy


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h4w
Definition: 1. Almost always repeated three times, it is a string of words meant to represent laughter, similar to "hahahahaha".
Unlike "haha", however, "H4w h4w h4w" has come to represent a condescending, arrogant form of laughter, used suitably when you have just achieved some victory against an opponent

2. The sound a fat man makes when he laughs.
Synonyms: heh, hah, lol
Example: H4w h4w h4w, you were so owned, newb.
Submitted By: Therin


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h4x (hack)
Definition: 1. A modification made to a game which gives a player an unfair advantage.
Synonyms: cheat
Example: Man, that bitch is using mad h4x.
Submitted By: SQLBoy


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h4x0r
Definition: One who thinks "hacking" is installing cheat software to gain an advantage but is too stupid to know otherwise. One who uses cheats that help in advantage against the opponent.
Synonyms: hacks
Example: He is too good he must be a h4x0r.
Submitted By: v3.RapToR


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h8
Definition: To feel hostility or animosity toward; To detest; To feel dislike or distaste for: To hate.
Synonyms: hate
Example: I h8 j00! You dumb Wallhax0r!
Submitted By: SilencE


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hella
Definition: Abbreviation that stands for "hell of a" Extreme, large quantities of, lots of.
Synonyms: helluva, hell of a
Example: I had a hella good time at the LAN party.
Submitted By: Therin


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Hol3
Definition: 1. The act of getting trapped. Being cornered in a room.
Synonyms: Hole
Example: That guy is stuck in a hol3 now.
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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HPB
Definition: High Pinging Bastard, a person with ping over 160. To have a slow connection due to unavailability or poverty.
Synonyms: 56ker, L4n L0v3r
Example: \/\/H3N j00r an HPB it'z H4|2d 2 B da #1 Stunna
Submitted By: Anrkey


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hush
Definition: Used to stop the words spewing forth from someone who talks alot of smack who you just fragged.
Synonyms: shaddap, shut up, shut the f*ck up, stop b*tchin
Example: Hush, son. Joo were just 0wnted
Submitted By: [D]


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iced
Definition: Someone who was killed or is going to be killed.
Synonyms: frag,clip
Example: That mother f*cker just iced my ass with a scout.
Submitted By: SQLBoy


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j00(r)
Definition: 1. j00: Used to refer to the one or ones being addressed: I'll lend j00 the llama. j00 shouldn't eat paint. 2. j00r: Used as a modifier before a noun: j00r boots; j00r h4x.
Synonyms: You, Your
Example: Oh NO! j00r h4x, I BEAT THEM!
Submitted By: PhyrE


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KAABLOOWIE!!!
Definition: A state of confusion and laughter brought upon by an impressively large C4 explosion. Free air miles and flying lessons for unsuspecting d00ds in a 100 yard radius.
Synonyms: Bang! Boom!
Example: KAABLOOWIE!!! *Terrorists Win!*
Submitted By: BlackKnight


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kthnx
Definition: Expression of thankful emotion. Usually used in conjunction with sarcasm, wherein the speaker is thanking the opposer for "listening" to his comment.
Synonyms:
Example: stfu plz. kthnx
Submitted By: tranced


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l337 H4x0r
Definition: 1. A cheater who is good at not getting caught. 2. can be used in a playful manner to poke fun or as a compliment.
Synonyms:
Example: That guy is one l337 h4x0r.
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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l33t
Definition: 1. To be of outstanding skill. 2. To be a member of the elite group of players who pown.
Synonyms: elite, leet, 1337
Example: I r m4d l33t cs player!
Submitted By: Drekenzin


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L4gz0rz
Definition: 1. Involving alot of Lag. 2. Lag out the azz.
Synonyms: Lag, Lagging.
Example: This server is way too L4gz0rz.
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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l4m3r
Definition: 1. A person that purposely goes out of the way to ruin other peoples fun, just for him.
Synonyms: Loser, nerd
Example: That l4m3r just sits and camps there
Submitted By: tM|-JavaMan


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l8r
Definition: 1. Saying goodbye. l8r = later
Synonyms: later, c-ya, bye
Example: I'll see you guys l8r.
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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Laf
Definition: It notes that there is some humor in a situation or in a statement, but there is no real reason to actually laugh. It can contain a sarcastic tone.
Synonyms: hah, bah hah, heh, lol, h4r, h4w
Example: Laf, GG did it again.
Submitted By: Zathrus7


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lbc
Definition: A player who endlessly picks camping spots in the worst of places, in the worst of times. He's the guy who shoots you in your back when you least expect it, flying around that corner. Player who stays in the same vantage point over and over, without end. Usually a place where it's easy for him to kill you, but not easy for you to kill him. Once confronted from a position other than their usual camping spot, you obliterate them.
Synonyms: n00b
Example: Man that stupid lbc just got me again.
Submitted By: poke smot!


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lbr (little bitch rusher)
Definition: 1. A person that rushes no matter what even if his team is getting raped 2. Player who rushes every time and dies within the first 20 seconds of map.
Synonyms:
Example: Well, there go all the stupid lbrs.
Submitted By: DH|-Prowl


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light of god
Definition: The light produced by the flashbang. Blinding powers of God.
Synonyms: flash, flashbang
Example: BEHOLD THE LIGHT OF GOD
Submitted By: derfsta


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Llama
Definition: 1. A n00b. Someone new to the game of Counter-Strike. 2. A domesticated South American ruminant mammal (Lama glama) related to the camel, raised for its soft, fleecy wool and used as a beast of burden. Any of various other mammals of the genus Lama, such as the alpaca and guanaca.


Synonyms: n00b, newbie
Example: The server is filled up with llamas.
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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lmao
Definition: lmao stands for: laughing my ass off
Synonyms: rofl,lol
Example: u got n00bed, lmao
Submitted By: phatboyRdee


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LOL
Definition: LOL=laugh out loud
expression of happiness expressess humor
Synonyms: rofl,lmao
Example: LOL ,u got naded
Submitted By: phatboyRdee


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LpB
Definition: Someone with a high speed connection, who pings under 70
Synonyms: Low Ping Bastard
Example: lucky LpB!!
Submitted By: bK


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m4d l337
Definition: 1. Inspiring awe or expressing awe. 2. Slang. Remarkable; outstanding: ?a totally m4d l337 arcade game? awesome·ness n.


Synonyms: l337, s3x0r
Example: God man, that shot was m4d l337.
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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Meh
Definition: 1. showing ownership.
Synonyms: My, Mine
Example: Suck meh balls.
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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Meh Biaaaattcchhh
Definition: 1. an individual or clan you q0wn on a consistant basis.
Synonyms: ho, slut, whore
Example: Each member of clan [SALT] has been meh biaaaaattccchhh.
Submitted By: SQLBoy


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Mofo
Definition: 1. a person who never backs you up in a firefight. 2. a friend, a person who you play Counter-strike with alot.
Synonyms: motherf*cker
Example: That is one good mofo.
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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Mooche
Definition: 1. When a gamer on the same team as you steals the kill you worked for with little effort
Synonyms:
Example: fscker, you mooched my kill
Submitted By: Log


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Muha
Definition: (M00-HA) The act of laughing in a good man0r
Synonyms: Buha, Baha
Example: Muha, i r0x0rd your arse!
Submitted By: MuNkEy


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mullet
Definition: A haircut where the hair is long in the back and short on the top.
Synonyms: sho-lo
Example: Is it me that gets in fights, or my mullet?
Submitted By: anonymous


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Mulletude
Definition: 1. The ratio of hair length between the back and the top of a mullet. 2. To find the mulletude, divide the length of the back by the length of the top. People a mulletude rating over 5 are prone to fist fights, over zealous tank top wearing, and cheap beer.
Synonyms: mullet-ratio
Example: Whats your mulletude? Well, its 16 inches in the back, 2 inches on top.
Submitted By: SQLBoy


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n00b
Definition: 1. A new player who has yet to learn the basics of the game...like strafing while shooting. 2. Someone of little intelligence who has no business using a computer.
Synonyms: newbe,llama
Example: Ahhh, the servers are over run with n00bs!
Submitted By: SQLBoy


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n00b stick
Definition: 1. A poor weapon used most often by new players because they don't know any better. 2. A deadly weapon thats so easy to use it means instant death to the enemy.
Synonyms: BFG,AutoShotty
Example: bahah, look at the fool hiding behind that box with a n00b stick.
Submitted By: SQLBoy


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n00bed
Definition: 1. The act of an unskilled player killing a skilled player. 2. Being killed by a n00b.
Synonyms:
Example: OMG I owned their whole team then I got n00bed while reloading!
Submitted By: inVicTuS


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nade
Definition: 1. Short for: high explosive grenade. 2. The act of throwing a grenade.
Synonyms: HE, grenade
Example: i just naded ur ass
Submitted By: unreal


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neg
Definition: A shortened version of "negative."
Synonyms:
Example: Thats neg ghostrider.
Submitted By: cokedrinker


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OGL
Definition: A league in which CS teams (clans) play each other for rankings.
Synonyms:
Example: Damn, that OGL match was close.
Submitted By: SilencE


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OMFG
Definition: 1. Oh My F*cking God. 2. Normally exclaimed in a fit of anger or rage due to being bitched, raped, or wh0red.
Synonyms:
Example: OMFG I have m4d r33t coding skillz.
Submitted By: SQLBoy


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OMG
Definition: 1. (Oh my God) a shortend version of OMFG.
Synonyms: OMFG, BS
Example: OMG, How did he get there?!?!
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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OoF
Definition: 1. shouted our exclaimed during a moment of severe pain or trauma.
Synonyms: DOH
Example: That hurt!!! OoF!!!
Submitted By: Kumdeng


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o\/\/nX0r
Definition: To own. Owning KICK YOUR ASS
Synonyms: Own, Ownxor
Example: 1 \/\/1l1 0\/\/nX0r j00r 4zz
Submitted By: [ic3d]-[Cmd. Spifdo]


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Panis
Definition: An odd way of typing 'penis'
Synonyms: Penis, dick, cock
Example: 2 much of tah panis
Submitted By: Someone


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peashooter hoor
Definition: Someone who is good with the scout
Synonyms:
Example: poke smot! is such a peashooter hoor
Submitted By: Gene.Starwind


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Ph33r
Definition: 1. T0 b3 sc4r3d sh*t l3ss of
Synonyms: F34r
Example: Ph33r the L337 H4x0r
Submitted By: Stillman


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Pir8
Definition: One who ownz n00bs with stunning proficiency, while all the while mocking them in a pir8 like manner, using pir8 lingo One who buries booty in the sand
Synonyms: Buccaneer, #1 n00b Stunna
Example: Arrrrgh, ye n00bs be walking teh plank, now that teh pir8 has come ashore...
Submitted By: J3rkov


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poop
Definition: Got owned out the ass.
Synonyms: pewp
Example: Yo that dude got pewped!
Submitted By: Plumpy Panda Penis


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POS
Definition: 1. (Piece of Sh*t)
Synonyms:
Example:
Submitted By: c0bR3tTi


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pr0n
Definition: pr0n is basically "porn" changed into the "1337 counter-strike language" As you all know, pr0n is pictures of naked men and women.
Synonyms: porn
Example: i r teh pr0n king!
Submitted By: FaeNiX


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pwned
Definition: 1. to kill or be killed in a rape-like fashion
Synonyms: owned, killed, demolished
Example: I pwed you!, I pwed you! I beat your h4x!
Submitted By: Jaster


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r0x
Definition: 1. The state of rocking, or owning.
Synonyms: R0x0r, Pwn, Own, Rape
Example: We r0x0rz j0r b0x0rz!
Submitted By: SilencE


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r0x0r
Definition: Rocks, to rock, the state of rocking. A statement usually used when someone or something just accomplished a very incredible feat, or event occured. Usually a visual display of l33tness to be known as the AK master/god/supremebeing of sex0redness, and have the AK-47 (Automov Kalinshnakov-47) award on a server rankings named after you. ie. The Mr.White award
Synonyms: awesome
Example: r0x0r
Submitted By: Mr.White-h4x0r extroirdinair


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rap0r
Definition: 1. verb: to destroy, and obliterate the competition completely, quickly, and easily.
Synonyms: 0wn, rape
Example: j0o got rap0red by kT
Submitted By: kT


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raped
Definition: 1. To die in the face of overwhelming odds.
Synonyms:
Example: I got raped by 5 CTs with Carbines.
Submitted By: SQLBoy


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RCON (r - con)
Definition: 1. The game server admin. 2. A protocol used to administrer a game server remotely.
Synonyms: god,admin
Example: Someone with RCON kick that cheater.
Submitted By: SQLBoy


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Retail Boy(RB)
Definition: 1. Certain breed of CS players that started playing when CS retail hit the shelves. Usually seen sucking badly or cheating, and pissing and moaning all the while.
Synonyms: Ubern00b
Example:
Submitted By: Fling


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rofl
Definition: To be laughing... Abbreviation for Rolling On Floor Laughing
Synonyms: laffing
Example: ROFL....I headshotted j00 with USP.
Submitted By: SilencE


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Roger
Definition: Used to say you will comply to what was asked of you. Another word to say yes, ok, or affirmative.
Synonyms: Yes, Ok, Affirmative
Example: Roger that.
Submitted By: FaeNiX


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s00
Definition: 1. To petition (a court) for redress of grievances or recovery of a right. To carry (an action) through to a final decision. 2. To institute proceedings against (a person) for redress of grievances.

Synonyms: sued, su-ing, sues
Example: I'm gonna s00 your azz when i get some cash.
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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s3x0r j00
Definition: 1. The act of making love to or humping.
Synonyms: s3x0r, j00(r)
Example: I want to s3x0r j00 up.
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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Sex0r
Definition: 1. sex0r is to be sexy; or the state of being "Hot"
Synonyms: Sexy
Example: Logic is so sex0r even liquid can't get enough!
Submitted By: Logic


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SHAZBOT!
Definition: A simple swear word that has no real meaning.
Synonyms: Sh1t, F**k
Example: SHAZBOT, that sucked!
Submitted By: -=Ro@DKiLL=-


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shutchomouth
Definition: 1. Expression used when someone is talking crazy shi- Shutchomouth!
Synonyms: Hush, Watch it, Easy now, Slow your roll
Example: CockedJammie: shutchomouth
Submitted By: DesertEagle


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Smack
Definition: 1. An annoying boast. 2. Heroin.
Synonyms: trash, sh*t
Example: Joo talk alot of smack for a llama.
Submitted By: [D]


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SOB
Definition: SOB= Son Of a B**ch A way of crying in disgust.
Synonyms: Bish, B**ch
Example: OMFG, you little SOB camper!
Submitted By: FaeNiX


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SOL
Definition: Sh1t out of luck
Synonyms:
Example: Guess what, your SOL
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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Spam
Definition: The repetition of a certain word of phrase to the point in which it becomes annoying.
Synonyms: Spamz0rz
Example: Stop spamming you queer!
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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spawn
Definition: 1. To enter a map and start game play. 2. An area of the map in which your model appears when entering a game or starting a round.
Synonyms:
Example: Those stupid CTs are camping their spawn point.
Submitted By: SQLBoy


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stat h00r
Definition: 1. A player that plays strictly for stats and takes the fun away from the game. 2. One who believes his statistical ranking will make him the #1 stunna.
Synonyms: cheezy @$$ mother fscker
Example: OMFG that stat h00r camped my ass again.
Submitted By: anonymous


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stfu
Definition: Shut the F** Up
Synonyms:
Example: stfu plz fgt kthx
Submitted By: Random Guy


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t3h
Definition: Replacement for the word "the"
Synonyms:
Example: What t3h fsck!
Submitted By: Anilorakt


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teh
Definition: 1. A now-popular buzzword, this is a corrupted spelling of the article 'the'. Although it can be used anywhere the normal spelling can be used, it is more often used in short phrases such as "stop teh hax" or "stop teh hate".
Synonyms: The
Example: Plz, stop teh h4x!
Submitted By: Therin


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tfer
Definition: Team flasher. When someone on the same team flashes other team mates.
Synonyms: team flasher
Example: fu*k im blind!!! STUPID TFER!!
Submitted By: w00t


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tker
Definition: A player who kills other players on the same team repeatedly.
Synonyms: team killer
Example: argh stupid tker killed me!!!
Submitted By: w00t


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TMP h00r
Definition: 1. Being good at using the TMP.
Synonyms:
Example: I am the worlds best TMP h00r.
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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Ub3r S3x0r
Definition: 1. To be very sexy, sexually good looking.
Synonyms: Uber sexor, uber sex0r, Etc.
Example: I am ub3r S3x0r
Submitted By: MuNkEy


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uber,ub3r
Definition: 1. A german derivative that literally translates into 'good' or 'super'. 2. Slang for awesome, great, fantastic, etc.
Meaning superior and the best (or close to the best).
Synonyms:
Example: Ksharp has uber sniping skills...
Submitted By: Therin


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w00t
Definition: 1. w00t is often used after a victory of some sort, whether it be against a rival clan, a large monster, or against an IRC bot.
Synonyms: YEAH,SHEAH,WOO-HOO
Example: *PhyrE just killed 6 CT with a knife* PhyrE: w00t! w00t!
Submitted By: PhyrE


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W4ck3d
Definition: 1. To kill in the heat of battle. 2. To strike (someone or something) with a sharp blow; slap. Slang. To kill deliberately; murder.


Synonyms: clip, frag, iced
Example: I W4ck3d that mofo all the way across the map!
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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W4ll h4x0r
Definition: 1. Someone who cheats by means of the Wall Hack.
Synonyms: h4x0r, l337 h4x0r, h4x
Example: I know for sure that guy is a W4ll h4x0r
Submitted By: Synikal-X


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wack
Definition: Another word for Bullsh*t.
Synonyms: bs
Example: DAMN THATS WACK!! HOW THEY HELL DID U KILL ME WITH GLOCK?!?!
Submitted By: w00t


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warph4x
Definition: Extreme fluctuations in ping that causes your model to "warp" or jump around the map, making him difficult to hit.
Synonyms: h4x, cheats
Example: Damn you kaka, we can't hit you with your warph4x!
Submitted By: [HW]Kakrot


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warpz0r
Definition: when your game freezes for 2 to 3 seconds and you end up in some random location of the map.
Synonyms: warp, lagspike
Example: Lame ass @home lag spikes all the time.
Submitted By: vroomvp


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werd
Definition: 1. concurring a statement. 2. to agree with someone.
Synonyms: for realz
Example:
Submitted By: bK


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wewt
Definition: When you are too 1337 for w00t..you say wewt!
Synonyms: w00t
Example: w0ah h03..youenvyme knifed jo0r azz wewt!
Submitted By: m0nk


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wh0red (hor ed)
Definition: 1. the act of single handidly eliminating another team. 2. the loosing team in a large blowout match.
Synonyms: bitched,raped,pwned
Example: Damn bitch, Liquid just wh0red your whole team.
Submitted By: SQLBoy


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wtf
Definition: Abbreviation wtf= wat the fu*k
Disbelief in something. Confused.
Synonyms:
Example: wtf?? how did i die???
Submitted By: w00t


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|\|utz0rz
Definition: Another word for the guys "family jewels" Fux0rz h3 sh0tz0rz my |\|utz0rz - Getting shot in the nuts
Synonyms: nuts
Example: Fux0rz h3 sh0tz0rz my |\|utz0rz
Submitted By: I R g0t n0 frindz

 

[GoldenTiger]

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[Vadatajs]

I have a list that I store on my palm pilot, the old ones were beamed to me and the new ones are mine.

old

-I didn't check for marks, but the itching and burning have stopped. --Jeff

-Enough with your doggy licking my a55hole.--JC

-"I never should have eaten that banana"
"Ok Dr. Freud...you probably shouldn't have swallowed. You know you should have spit"
"I never swallow"
"All right, why did you see fit to tell me that?"
"Because I'm hungry" --Maureen to Jason

-I eat people all the time --Maureen

-I'm having trouble finding my hole--Maureen

-Oh, ya well my kazoo is bigger - Jason

- Government theory: If it isn't broken, fix it till it is. --Gunther Hughit

- Pants on the naked kids, pants on the naked kids, pants on the naked kids!! --Jason

-My sword is broken --Tommy

New (post beaming that is)

-A shallow genius is better than a smart fool. --David St. Hubbins (aka Michael McKean)

-Remember dad I urge you to come lick his immense wet plump black skin popsicle in prison with rythm and dripping streams of dirty love mud in wicked puddles over my brilliantly ecstatic mouth teaching a dizzy tinglely me the taste of cool boy rain a full storm that night and slater up a tan red butt cheek or play on her thrill machine. --Too much fun with magnetic poetry at a local Borders.

-We lost a fatso lew
-do geese see god

-There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality. --my old sig, ripped from a common demotivational poster (can't remember which one though)

-Man it's so cold in here my dick looks like a bellybutton --Marlon Wayans

-I can't say 'hi I want to go to bed with you,' but can I dry-hump you on the dance floor for a while? --C.C. Deville

-Technically, I'm not naked masterbating--I'm wearing a penny roll on my dick. --Jason

-As a rule, never buy a magazine on philosophy. --Jason

-I needed to wear a diaper on that day. --Vanilla Ice (from behind the music...)

-Go Go gadget dumbass! --ME

-I feel like a prison bitch right now --ME

-If at first you succeed, try to hide your astonishment --a fortune cookie

-Don't let that beer get warm, that's alcohol abuse! -Adam


Note, the preceding quotes may contain content that is adult in nature and should not have been read by children, the elderly, or the all-to-easily offended.

 

[Martin]

<< hey mod,

howmcuh do u make from "moding"

Same amuont u make from "speling"

AnandTech Moredarot >>



-chiwawwa26



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All right. All right!!! I try to go out for a rare evening of fun away from the forums. I come back, and I have just one question...

Who let the MODS out?

AnandTech Administrator

I don't have much to say, but I've always wanted to edit the Administrator's post.

AnandTech Moderator >>



Anandtech Administrator