Quotes from my philosophy professor.

[notfred]

I'm taking an intro course in Ancient Greek philosophy. Here's a few things my professor has said in class:

"The beer, by the force of its attractiveness, moves me without moving itself."

"God is the dispenser of the cosmic Scoobie Snack."

"People don't pray to the neutron mass." (followed by ad-libbed hymn praising the neutron mass that supposedly was what exploded in the big bang)

"I'm thinking of pleasure because I'm thinking of the beer."

I stopped taking notes and just started writing down anything he said that I found funny.

 

[bobbybe01]

tango

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: notfred
I'm taking an intro course in Ancient Greek philosophy. Here's a few things my professor has said in class:

"The beer, by the force of its attractiveness, moves me without moving itself."

"God is the dispenser of the cosmic Scoobie Snack."

"People don't pray to the neutron mass." (followed by ad-libbed hymn praising the neutron mass that supposedly was what exploded in the big bang)

"I'm thinking of pleasure because I'm thinking of the beer."

I stopped taking notes and just started writing down anything he said that I found funny.

This guy sounds like the George Carlin of philosophy professors. I can even picture him looking like that.

 

[Preyhunter]

Sounds like a drunk space cadet. And I thought I had it bad when I took an English course taught by Bruno of the original Sha Na Na...

 

[VictorLazlo]

That's awsome.

Ask him if he wants to get wasted after class.

 

[Siddhartha]

I had a philosophy prof who said that the Beatles got it right: "All you need is Love"