Quote from Rush Hour 2...

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Dec 26, 2001
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I'm wondering if anyone has the full text of this quote... it's from Rush Hour 2, during the outtakes... it's where the gay fashion designer is commenting on Chan and Tucker... it's literally the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Hope someone can help.
 

sohcrates

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this is from the non-cut scene...still pretty funny:

"Hi, nice to see you, can help you gentlemen? Yeah, im gonna need black 42 long and nothin touches this body but pure silk. And get my partner somethin from the kids department. OK. will your partner like to be wraped in silk as well? some people think its tacky but i really enjoy it when couples dress alike. no wait a minute, this aint no couples thing. we police officers, we workin a very dangerous case and we need some clothes. yes there are alot of men chasing us. they should be. listen you have nothing to worry about ok? cause im gonna turn you guys into the bell of the ball. thank you. Absolutely, lets start with you, you have the mochoccino face, wunderful skin and the big broad shoulders ok? lets put a dead animal on you. croc skin, buttercream, buttercream, croc skin, buttercream, what size is the waist lets go in. hey, watch it sweetness. hes got some fire to him. honeycups. i like that. go get the clothes. ill pull some items. o jesus...lil kim, ill be back. "
 

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Lifer
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Mwahaha, that's one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen... still wondering if anyone has the outtake, though.

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