quote from my wife on the phone just now

[blackdogdeek]

"i think i prefer a woman salesperson because i think women have a harder time lying than men."

my response:

bwahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Leros]

Statistics show that people spend more money when the salesperson is a young attractive white girl. I don't have time to find the quote right now, but maybe somebody else can back me up on this.

 

[Bryophyte]

Maybe she just personally has a harder time reading men than women.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Women don't have to lie. All they have to do is bat their eyes and pout their lips. When you think about it, men make most larger purchases anyway.

 

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Women don't have to lie. All they have to do is bat their eyes and pout their lips. When you think about it, men make most larger purchases anyway.

i can think of a few other things that help....

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: Leros
Statistics show that people spend more money when the salesperson is a young attractive white girl. I don't have time to find the quote right now, but maybe somebody else can back me up on this.

SHe doesn't need to be white. Young + attractive = spending.

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: Leros
Statistics show that people spend more money when the salesperson is a young attractive white girl. I don't have time to find the quote right now, but maybe somebody else can back me up on this.

Tis true. My boss sends me out to do outside sales because she (unfortunatly) knows that we will get more results.
Not saying i am drop dead beautiful or anywhere near that... but it has been true.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Haha, Did you inform her that she was lying right then?

 

[Queasy]

Personal experience shows that women get attention from salesmen more quickly.

I've done the trick where I have my wife stand at the counter to get the salesman's attention and then I move up to actually engage the salesman more than a couple of times.

 

[JC86]

two words: sex sells

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
"i think i prefer a woman salesperson because i think women have a harder time lying than men."

my response:

bwahahahahahahahahahaha

ARE YOU FRWAKING KIDDING ME???!!!! hahahaha

that is pretty funny.

Sorry, but girls seem to tell a lot more white lies than guys do. They just don't realize it.

Guys tend to be much more straightforward with what they want or what they are doing, so I notice less lies from guys in general. But she is talking about "sales", most of them will "sell" their product no matter which gender they are.

 

[MisterJackson]

We have a sh1t load of dumpsters out here where I work. None of the other businesses in the area have need for more than one or two trash CANS. I've always wondered why so many dumpsters.

Then, the other day I talked to the guy who owns the barber shop a few doors down. Apparently, back in the day, this really hot sales girl came through and got all of these old horny men to commit to ten year contracts on dumpsters they barely even use.

NEVER under estimate the power of vagina!

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
NEVER under estimate the power of vagina!

Good motto, potential sig material.

I have a motto like that too, but I don't think I can post it here :evil: