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Question:
Why does Trump not release his tax return?
Possible answers:
A) Trump's tax return, by an incredible coincidence, contains a number combination that translates into an insult to the Bambura race on the planet Zarthos. Releasing it would mean war. Since the Bambura are 500 million years more advanced than us, it would mean the sure end of all civilization on Earth.
B) Any other explanation that is entirely far-fetched but somehow tries to justify why he doesn't do it
C) Because Trump never paid a penny in taxes
Do you know the correct answer? I do.
Why does Trump not release his tax return?
Possible answers:
A) Trump's tax return, by an incredible coincidence, contains a number combination that translates into an insult to the Bambura race on the planet Zarthos. Releasing it would mean war. Since the Bambura are 500 million years more advanced than us, it would mean the sure end of all civilization on Earth.
B) Any other explanation that is entirely far-fetched but somehow tries to justify why he doesn't do it
C) Because Trump never paid a penny in taxes
Do you know the correct answer? I do.