quite possibly the stupidest retail services employees....

theNEOone

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fedex kinkos. is it me, or do they throw the most intellectually incapable individuals behind the shipping counter at kinkos? i thought it was just a bad day when i shipped something a few weeks ago, but boy was a i wrong.

i spent close to 45 minutes earlier today shipping 2 boxes. no exaggeration. FORTY FIVE MINUTES. after 20 minutes i asked if there was something wrong and why it was taking so long. the idiot looks at me from behind the register and says "whoops, i was putting your address as the recipient. you know what would happen, the package would just go right back to you." :roll: thank you, motherfvcking einstein.

UPS here i come.


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RaynorWolfcastle

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From the Kinko's employee manual:
"If the customer comes to you with a Mac disc, tell him we're a Windows-only shop, if he comes with a Windows disc, we're Mac only. If he has both, we run Linux. If he has that too, tell him that the computers are down indefinitely"
 

TwiceOver

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Thats why you take the packages directly to a real Fed-Ex. And yes, avoid UPS at all costs.
 

anxi80

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Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
From the Kinko's employee manual:
"If the customer comes to you with a Mac disc, tell him we're a Windows-only shop, if he comes with a Windows disc, we're Mac only. If he has both, we run Linux. If he has that too, tell him that the computers are down indefinitely"
"...they should be anyways"

"all the computers are down? how can that be?"
"i dont know sister, but if you'll excuse me, i gotta take a sh*t"
"i cant believe he just said that!"