Quite possibly the funniest Seinfeld line...

mpitts

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"And you want to be my latex saleman?"

BTW, your line was from the "Master of Your Domain" episode, right?
 

MaxDSP

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Originally posted by: mpitts
"And you want to be my latex saleman?"

BTW, your line was from the "Master of Your Domain" episode, right?

The Contest was the episode...so yea :D
 

Spac3d

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Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
The masturbation one.

It wasn't that funny.

And "I'm out." wasn't all that funny either.

It was funny. Very funny.
 

Syringer

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Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
The masturbation one.

It wasn't that funny.

And "I'm out." wasn't all that funny either.

YES, thank you.

It was probably funny when I was in 7th grade, but toilet humor grows really old..
rolleye.gif
 

MaxDSP

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Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
The masturbation one.

It wasn't that funny.

And "I'm out." wasn't all that funny either.

YES, thank you.

It was probably funny when I was in 7th grade, but toilet humor grows really old..
rolleye.gif

hows that toilet humor? Sh!t, in 7th grade, you probably didnt even know what they were talking about
 

illusion88

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Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
The masturbation one.

It wasn't that funny.

And "I'm out." wasn't all that funny either.

YES, thank you.

It was probably funny when I was in 7th grade, but toilet humor grows really old..
rolleye.gif

hows that toilet humor? Sh!t, in 7th grade, you probably didnt even know what they were talking about

man I was jerking it before I had hair on the balls.
 

MaxDSP

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Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
The masturbation one.

It wasn't that funny.

And "I'm out." wasn't all that funny either.

YES, thank you.

It was probably funny when I was in 7th grade, but toilet humor grows really old..
rolleye.gif

hows that toilet humor? Sh!t, in 7th grade, you probably didnt even know what they were talking about

man I was jerking it before I had hair on the balls.


nice to know...LOL :D
 

Howard

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Oct 14, 1999
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Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
The masturbation one.

It wasn't that funny.

And "I'm out." wasn't all that funny either.

YES, thank you.

It was probably funny when I was in 7th grade, but toilet humor grows really old..
rolleye.gif

hows that toilet humor? Sh!t, in 7th grade, you probably didnt even know what they were talking about

man I was jerking it before I had hair on the balls.
Is that something to be proud of?
 

illusion88

Lifer
Oct 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
The masturbation one.

It wasn't that funny.

And "I'm out." wasn't all that funny either.

YES, thank you.

It was probably funny when I was in 7th grade, but toilet humor grows really old..
rolleye.gif

hows that toilet humor? Sh!t, in 7th grade, you probably didnt even know what they were talking about

man I was jerking it before I had hair on the balls.
Is that something to be proud of?
Hell yeah it is! Anyways... just wanted to point out that there were some of us who understood that episode in the 7th grade.
 

Tom

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"I know you love your baby, but what kind of perverts would stand idly by while a stranger
rips the cover off his 9-iron and then serve a catered lunch?"

 

wfbberzerker

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Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
The masturbation one.

It wasn't that funny.

And "I'm out." wasn't all that funny either.

YES, thank you.

It was probably funny when I was in 7th grade, but toilet humor grows really old..
rolleye.gif

hows that toilet humor? Sh!t, in 7th grade, you probably didnt even know what they were talking about

man I was jerking it before I had hair on the balls.
Is that something to be proud of?
Hell yeah it is! Anyways... just wanted to point out that there were some of us who understood that episode in the 7th grade.

yah sure.... "mom.... what does that mean?"
 

jteef

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my new favorite line is "When he pull that needle out, I let the expletives fly"

by Kramer in "The Jimmy"

 

NakaNaka

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The "I'm Out" line isn't funny in the script, it's funny because he is the master of physical comedy. Tone of voice + Facial Expression + Line = One of the funniest seinfeld line. I dunno about funniest, but it is up there.
 

MaxDSP

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Originally posted by: NakaNaka
The "I'm Out" line isn't funny in the script, it's funny because he is the master of physical comedy. Tone of voice + Facial Expression + Line = One of the funniest seinfeld line. I dunno about funniest, but it is up there.

thats true...the fact that kramer races to his room after looking at the woman and coming back in like 2 minutes later all slow and calm and uttering that famous line is comedic genius :D