Homer J. Simpson
FAMILY: Wife Marge Simpson, son Bart Simpson, daughters Lisa and Maggie Simpson, father Abraham Simpson, mother Madeline Simpson, half-brother Herbert Powell, cousin Frank (became cousin Francene and Mother Shabooboo after joining a cult) and Aunt Hortense.
FRIENDS: Moe, Barney Gumble, Lenny, Apu, Karl, and Ned Flanders (sometimes)
CLOTHES: White shirt, blue pants, and occasionally glasses (bet you didn't know that), and when in church a blue suit, white shirt, and black tie.
NUMBER OF HAIRS: Three
JOB: Safety inspector at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant in Sector 7-G, former Kwik-E-Mart employee, as Dancing Homer was former mascot for the Springfield Isotopes and the Capital City team (if anyone knows their name, help us out please), former traveling salesman with Grandpa's love potion, former monorail conductor, former snow-plow man.
DATE OF BIRTH: 5/10/55 (was born in North Carolina)
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER: 568-47-0008
FAVORITE MOVIE: "Look Who's Oinking"
FAVORITE QUOTES: "Aaaaaah!", "Mmmm.....chocolate (or any other food or non-food product)", "D'oh", "Woohoo", "Why you little!", "D'oh", "Marge (in a whiny tone)", "Hey Moe, get me a beer", and "D'oh"
OTHER STUFF: Got in a fistfight with George Bush, had to wear a dress after losing to Flanders in a bet, didn't realize he had the word "oxidize" in Scrabble spelled out in his pieces, was head bee guy when the power plant was inspected, was a member of the Pin Pals (a bowling team), went on tour with Hullapalooza as part of their freak show, was a Krusty the Clown substitute, became leader of the Stonecutters after finding a birthmark on his butt, blames all his mistakes at the power plant on Tibor, knocked up Marge at a miniature golf booth, was baptized by Ned Flanders, jumped (almost) all the way over Springfield Gorge on Bart's skateboard, caused his half-brother's economic failure by designing a stupid-looking car, once went into space as an astronaut, has attempted suicide and ended up bringing a traffic light to a dangerous corner, has been mistaken for Big Foot, has used Dimoxinil to grow hair and become a success, has been hit with a mallet on the head by Maggie, once thought he would die because he ate poisoned blowfish, has been locked in a mental institute for wearing a pink shirt to work, invented the "Flaming Homer" which became the "Flaming Moe", managed Lurleen Lumpkin, received the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In A Field Of Excellence, created his own religion, does not wear boxers or briefs, joined the Big Brother Association and took care of Pepe, was a member of the "Be Sharps", goes to India with Apu in search of the very first Kwik-E-Mart, once became best friends with Ned, taught a class entitled "Secrets of a succesful marriage", charged with shooting Mr. Burns, almost had an affair with a co-worker named Mindy, had a jacket that said "Disco Stu" because he ran out of room to write "Disco Stud", gained a lot of weight so he could get disability money, replaced Smithers for a week.
