Quick! Need to grow 6" in 1 week!

[XZeroII]

I probably need to get started right away so I need suggestions fast. Don't ask why. On a completely unrelated note: What's the best way to take down an army attack helecopter?

 

[Rallispec]

<--- the best answer i can give you

 

[Anubis]

stinger missel launcher.
and if you cant ge hold of one of them build your self a canapult and make a bunch of BIG molitov cocktials they should getthe job done provided you dont kill your self in process. and you build a good canapult

 

[hooj]

what your going to need:
2 x lengths of good strong rope
2 x 500 bhp+ Vipers (with drivers)
1 x Doctor on standby (just in case)

What to do:
1. Tie each piece of rope to the backend of the Viper.
2. Tie the other end of the rope to your ankles and to your arms
3. Shout to the drives to start accelerating
4. Pray
...
5. Call the doctor

 

[Czar]

just stroke it a little

 

[SaltBoy]

There are too many jokes/innuendos that can result from this thread. I won't even start. :Q

 

[Rallispec]

<< just stroke it a little >>



czar.. you ruined it for me.. i hadnt even thought about this until you said it.. now i cant stop laughing

 

[yakko]

Just get a 6" penile implant and you will be at 7".

 

[Ameesh]

it aint gonna happen in any way

 

[LordThing]

Heh, glad I am not the only sick b@stard that thought of off color jokes when i saw the title of this thread

 

[LikeLinus]

<<Just get a 6" penile implant and you will be at 7". >>

Spoken by someone who has the same problems. lol

What exactly are you doing with a 6" implant anyway?

 

[pulse8]

Just pull REALLY hard.

 

[XZeroII]

bump. This is pretty important (lives may be at stake...)

 

[aphex]

 

[GooberPHX420]

<< Just pull REALLY hard. >>



ROFL

 

[nd]

I get a lot of e-mails on this topic that I could forward you, if you like.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Try high heels.

Seriously, I'm curious as to how you growing 6" could save lives.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Aside from viagra, there's the Gattacca treatment: sever both leg bones, pull apart, connect the detached ends with rods/pins. This takes longer than a week to heal though.

The attack helicopters will go away if you start taking your meds again.

 

[GermyBoy]

Just let your girlfriend go at it. I head she's really hard to kill. Haven't you tried twice already, XZeroII?

 

[FrustratedUser]

Vacuum pumps can be found on-line.

 

[GermyBoy]

To grow 6" though, you need to eat an entire pizza, all for yourself. It always works for me. I'm over 6' tall now!

 

[masterxfob]

maybe an ent drought might work.......

 

[freebee]

Its not called the "gattaca" treatment. They actually do that to even out people with one leg longer than the other. I suppose you could use it to grow taller, but few people are that desperate.