quick lawyer joke

[bolomite]

got this in an e-mail:

What happens when you feed a lawyer Viagra?

He gets taller.

 

[shiznut123]

LMAO!!!

 

[Total Refected Power]

hehe

 

[gittyup]

I used to wonder why so many lawyers wore turtleneck shirts.

Turns out I had it all wrong.

Lawyers don't wear turtlenecks -- they're just uncircumcised!

 

[Pyxis]

lol

 

[prodigy]

 

[gittyup]

What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?


There are skid marks in front of the dog!

 

[Viperoni]

I've heard the dead dog one before

 

[Nutcase99]

lol!