Quick, how to get a beer cap off without a beer cap remover.

[episodic]

I just thought they all screwed off. Got some Shiner BOCK trying something new, and realized I have no earthly idea where my beer cap remover is. This has a 'real' cap on it. . . I've tried a fork which was a disaster. . .

 

[TridenT]

Find a real man to do it.

 

[Crusty]

Another beer? A lighter? A counter top? A key?

 

[episodic]

Ok, I finally unscrewed it by hand. . .

shhhewww. . . .


(so I'm not a big drinker. . .)

rent the place countertops were out.

 

[EvilYoda]

You thought that they all screwed off? Maybe all wine coolers, sure.

Keys, butter knives, key rings, belt buckles, any hard surface with a sharp corner, another beer bottle...this is when being an engineer is useful.

 

[Crusty]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
You thought that they all screwed off? Maybe all wine coolers, sure.

Keys, butter knives, key rings, belt buckles, any hard surface with a sharp corner, another beer bottle...this is when being an engineer is useful.

Or just a big drinker

 

[frostedflakes]

Where's MacGyver when you need him?

 

[Descartes]

Noob. Put the underside of the cap edge against a hard surface and hit the top of the bottle. If you're a real redneck, you'll do this on your coffee table.

 

[PELarson]

Originally posted by: episodic
Ok, I finally unscrewed it by hand. . .

shhhewww. . . .


(so I'm not a big drinker. . .)

rent the place countertops were out.

I am sorry but from now on you can only drink drinks that come in glasses and have fruit and umbrelas in them!

 

[TridenT]

How about this... Smash the top of the bottle against something so it breaks off. You'll either have success or a bloody hand!

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Every man is required to carry a beverage opening device, noob.

 

[RichardE]

Bite the top of the bottle, poor into a pint glass when staring at your friends as you spit out the glass

Sit on the couch the new alpha male

 

[xcript]

Pliers.

 

[clamum]

Hahaha, you rent so you can't use a counter top? Of all the places I've rented they'd never notice a tiny mark on a counter top edge.

I use a lighter but I kinda suck at it.

 

[CorCentral]

Damn guys, no one has the guts to open bottle up with your TEETH?

 

[ElFenix]

shiner is all screw top. i see you found that out.


you know, you can tell that it's a screw top by looking at the cap. the screw threads are actually visible in the stamping.

 

[episodic]

I got it. . . .

Think I finally discovered a beer I like too. . .

 

[Jeff7]

Use this.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: CorCentral
Damn guys, no one has the guts to open bottle up with your TEETH?

I've done it, but it's a bad idea long-term.

 

[Crusty]

Originally posted by: episodic
I got it. . . .

Think I finally discovered a beer I like too. . .

Shiner Bock is fantastic. In fact, you inspired me to get one from my fridge now

 

[Deeko]

Real men can open a bottle with their teeth or the inside of their elbow in an emergency...

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Crusty
Another beer? A lighter? A counter top? A key?

This man knows how it goes.

 

[episodic]

I give up - how could you possible use a lighter to open a beer.

 

[l0cke]

You can do it with a piece of paper, plenty of videos on youtube or metacafe about how to do it.

 

[Crusty]

Originally posted by: episodic
I give up - how could you possible use a lighter to open a beer.

I'll give you hint, it works best with a BIC lighter