Question for false religionists and atheists

[Juddog]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
My God can beat up your God.

Only if you worship Cthulhu.

Bwahahah awesome.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: effowe
Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. RAmen.

This

 

[Kev]

What is this stupid flying spaghetti monster and why do people always reference it?

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: Kev
What is this stupid flying spaghetti monster and why do people always reference it?

Blasphemy!

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
My God can beat up your God.

where-is-your-god-now

 

[effowe]

Originally posted by: Kev
What is this stupid flying spaghetti monster and why do people always reference it?

Read this

 

[Juddog]

Originally posted by: effowe

Originally posted by: Kev
What is this stupid flying spaghetti monster and why do people always reference it?

Read this and weep

Fixed link name.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Kev
What is this stupid flying spaghetti monster and why do people always reference it?

The one True God that can't be Disproven. HA, take that Science!!!!

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Juddog
Question for the people worshiping the false religions out there like Christianity, Muslim, etc., and for the atheist folk and agnostics too - what would you do if the Flying Spaghetti Monster came to Earth tomorrow and irretrievably proved his existing by wrapping the entire planet in a noodley appendage covered in delicious pasta sauce? Would you suddenly believe in the FSM, or would you continue to worship your false deities?

If the planet were covered in noodles and pasta sauce?? I would EAT!!!

 

[Juddog]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Juddog
Question for the people worshiping the false religions out there like Christianity, Muslim, etc., and for the atheist folk and agnostics too - what would you do if the Flying Spaghetti Monster came to Earth tomorrow and irretrievably proved his existing by wrapping the entire planet in a noodley appendage covered in delicious pasta sauce? Would you suddenly believe in the FSM, or would you continue to worship your false deities?

If the planet were covered in noodles and pasta sauce?? I would EAT!!!

And he said unto thee, "let there be parmesan" and cheese floated down from above like snowflakes.

 

[effowe]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Juddog
Question for the people worshiping the false religions out there like Christianity, Muslim, etc., and for the atheist folk and agnostics too - what would you do if the Flying Spaghetti Monster came to Earth tomorrow and irretrievably proved his existing by wrapping the entire planet in a noodley appendage covered in delicious pasta sauce? Would you suddenly believe in the FSM, or would you continue to worship your false deities?

If the planet were covered in noodles and pasta sauce?? I would EAT!!!

Harry Caray: Hey! Now Ken, We all know that the moon is not made of green cheese.
Jeff Goldblum: [cracking up] Yes, that's true, Harry.
Harry Caray: But what if it were made of barbecue spare ribs. Would you eat it then?
Jeff Goldblum: [confused] What?
Harry Caray: I know I would. Heck, I'd have seconds. Then polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser.
Jeff Goldblum: [blank stare]
Harry Caray: I would do it.
Jeff Goldblum: [just playing along] Yeah.
Harry Caray: Would you?
Jeff Goldblum: [cracking up and looking at the audience] I'm confused.
Harry Caray: It's a simple question, doctor. Would ya eat the moon if it were made of ribs?
Jeff Goldblum: I, uh... I don't... I don't know how to answer that, Harry.
Harry Caray: It's not rocket science. Just say yes and we'll move on.