Question for false religionists and atheists

[Juddog]

Question for the people worshiping the false religions out there like Christianity, Muslim, etc., and for the atheist folk and agnostics too - what would you do if the Flying Spaghetti Monster came to Earth tomorrow and irretrievably proved his existing by wrapping the entire planet in a noodley appendage covered in delicious pasta sauce? Would you suddenly believe in the FSM, or would you continue to worship your false deities?

 

[effowe]

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. RAmen.

 

[jonks]

well today is Pirate Day....

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: jonks
well today is Parrot Tea Day....

fixed

 

[Vehemence]

There should be a cheesecake god

 

[Juddog]

Originally posted by: effowe
Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. RAmen.

Praise pasta my brother! :thumbsup:

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: dNor
There should be a cheesecake god

Great, so people could start wars over whether its cake or pie. (Its cake btw)

 

[Juddog]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: dNor
There should be a cheesecake god

Great, so people could start wars over whether its cake or pie. (Its cake btw)

Pie > cake. That is all.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: dNor
There should be a cheesecake god

Great, so people could start wars over whether its cake or pie. (Its cake btw)

This would be true if it were a cake but considering it's clearly a pie, it's wrong.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

My God can beat up your God.

 

[Arcadio]

I would explain that event by the fact that according to quantum physics, there is a non-zero probability of any event 'appening somewhere in the universe.

 

[acheron]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: dNor
There should be a cheesecake god

Great, so people could start wars over whether its cake or pie. (Its cake btw)

This would be true if it were a cake but considering it's clearly a pie, it's wrong.

If worshippers of the cheesecake god were provided with free cheesecake (or even better, those cheesecake waffles someone in ATOT was talking about the other day), I'd sign up.

 

[Pheran]

I'm having lasagna tonight, I must remember to thank the FSM for our bounty.

 

[RESmonkey]

religion is for the weak minded

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
I would explain that event by the fact that according to quantum physics, there is a non-zero probability of any event 'appening somewhere in the universe.

Yarrr, in what Universe did ye leave your "H"s, ye scurvy son of a dairy farmer?

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
I would explain that event by the fact that according to quantum physics, there is a non-zero probability of any event 'appening somewhere in the universe.

So that means that aliens exist, God died, and I am 'aving 3 somes nightly somewhere. 'mmm I wish I was there.

 

[Juddog]

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
religion is for the weak minded

The brain itself, looking like noodles, proves that the FSM is beyond simply a religion; it is a way of being pasta.

 

[zinfamous]

troll thread is troll thread, any way you slice it.

So sayeth the FSM.

 

[Juddog]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
troll thread is troll thread, any way you slice it.

So sayeth the FSM.

Praise pasta!

 

[meltdown75]

for the love of everything right and just in the universe, please have a seperate religion forum for these nutjobs - on both sides - in the new forum setup. thxbai

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
for the love of everything right and just in the universe, please have a seperate religion forum for these nutjobs - on both sides - in the new forum setup. thxbai

Why do you click the religion threads?

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: meltdown75
for the love of everything right and just in the universe, please have a seperate religion forum for these nutjobs - on both sides - in the new forum setup. thxbai

Why do you click the religion threads?

you gonna cry because i left a comment in here? hey big boy? DEAL WITH IT

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: meltdown75
for the love of everything right and just in the universe, please have a seperate religion forum for these nutjobs - on both sides - in the new forum setup. thxbai

Why do you click the religion threads?

you gonna cry because i left a comment in here? hey big boy? DEAL WITH IT

..... que?

 

[Amused]

I for one welcome our new, delicious pasta overlords.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
My God can beat up your God.

Only if you worship Cthulhu.