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Question for Brigden!!!!

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DaviDaVinci

Golden Member
Brigden,

You see, I just read your other post about normal humans being extinct or something on ATOT. So that made me feel same to assume that you must be normal.

SO here's my dilemma. I met this girl during Halloween. I gave her my number. She called me Sunday. I'm meeting her tonight for casual drinks. The problem is that I HAVE NO IDEA what she looks like. She was in a bunny suit, and I was not on the sober scale. If she turns out to be bugly (butt ugly), what would be a polite way of getting the fvck outta there?

1. Via bathroom window?

2. Fake a heart attack?

3. Punch her in the face and run?

4. Tell her I have a case of acute diarrhea?

5. Or just tell her the truth that she's bugly?

p.s. This is a joke because you take this forum so seriously. But the event taking place tonight isn't 😉

Will have pics up tonight 😉
 
After my recent breakup out of a LONG serious (on my part) relationship, I've turned into a man whore. So now i'm just going out having fun and being carefree. Before I meet with this girl, i'm supposed to meet another girl today (fling from a long time ago) that's in town for a week. And after i meet both of them, I might stop by another girls place for some more drinks.

I'm an alchy man whore. Kill me please.
 
4. Tell her I have a case of acute diarrhea?
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Tell her your "stomach" hurts, and make sure you do the " " hand gesture. My experience has been that once that is said, no questions are asked.
 
Originally posted by: sward666
4. Tell her I have a case of acute diarrhea?
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Tell her your "stomach" hurts, and make sure you do the " " hand gesture. My experience has been that once that is said, no questions are asked.
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Hmm....she called and didn't want to meet at a bar. I was at B&N and she met me there. I was staring at the new ENZO in a magazine when i heard my name. I look up and to my surprise, she was purty!
Well, I didn't need any excuse afterall.
We stayed there from 8:30pm till closing at 11:00pm then hung out in the parking till 12:30am. We went separate ways from there.

I don't think I've met a more worldly down to earth girl before. This should be interesting....and sorry, no pics, I was too busy smiling the whole night.

Ciao

Davi

ps i'll take pics next time we meet.
 
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