question for atheists

[jhu]

how ya doin'?

 

[brxndxn]

hahahahahahaha... (I'm not an Atheist so I'm just super.)

 

[Wedesdo]

happy with no wasted time going to a place or worrying about all the faith crap

 

[pulse8]

How are YOU doing?

 

[Czar]

I´m just fine thank you, and how are you doing today?

 

[jhu]

oh just biding my time until i start blowing things up with my stash of nuclear warheads

 

[Buddhist]

<---agnostic

and tired. brain fragged. taking break from studying.

must go back to studying. BAH

I'm starting to hate routing protocols. They are even crawling into my damn dreams.

-M.T.O

 

[littleprince]

i'm scared...

i just read in the Toronto Star how 2 nuns have been convicted of war crimes in somalia...
if nuns are suppose to be like saints, man i must be guilty of murder...


i guess that means not all religous ppl are superior...

by the way, 2 non nuns were convicted at the same time...

so i guess that means were ALL HUMAN

so question for non atheists

how are you??

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

what are YOU doing!.

What are you doing

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...

True!.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

<< i guess that means not all religous ppl are superior... >>

You are correct sir!

Tomorrow's Lesson: Water is wet!

 

[Optimus]

Sorry guys, but your thread is missing something... here:


>>>

Ha ha! All u loozer atheists and agnoosticz are wastin' yur time with that heebie-jeebie crap! I luv how I once met thiz atheist and he was a total looser and he bugged me - which is exactly what all you guys do too!
Maybe if I wuz stoopid I'd believe that crap! HahhHaaHAHa
Did yu know that atheists like to steeal frum orphans! Itz true cause my friend BigGDaddy tol' me! HAhahaAAHA

>>>

Atheists and agnostics are personally responsible for most of the major problems in the world today, not to mention throughout history. Atheists and Agnostics had wars, torture... its really disgusting. I'm glad that most people grew some common sense and abandon it today.

>>>

In the future when we are all cyborgs and have hard drives for brains, the illogical irrationality of atheism and agnosticism will be stamped out as we will all have religion chips hardwired in for us. Then maybe we can stop breeding too once the cloning chambers are up and running.



(Come on - take a little ribbing )

 

[jhu]

hey, did anyone give you thread crapping privileges? methinks not. btw, how ya doin'?

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Why are you doing? [sic]

 

[Elledan]

Optimus, I'm not certain whether we should be glad or saddened after such a post...

 

[hominid skull]

I'm doing ok, i just played a 3:1 computer:human game of starcraft broodwars and kicked their ass, now i'm going to have some dinner..

 

[jhu]

I'm not certain whether we should be glad or saddened after such a post...

you should just be

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Optimus - they're all sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

 

[Elledan]

<< I'm not certain whether we should be glad or saddened after such a post...

you should just be >>


That won't be too hard, I guess

I am, therefore I am

 

[pulse8]

<< you should just be >>



CK Be...from Calvin Klein

 

[Cattlegod]

<< Atheists and agnostics are personally responsible for most of the major problems in the world today, not to mention throughout history. >>



care to share? i find this hard to believe.

 

[Optimus]

jhu - I got my RTCP (Religon Thread Crapping Permit) from the AARTCLB (Atheist and Agnostic Religion Thread Crapping Licensing Bureau).

Elledan - You should be afraid... be veeeery afraid! (j/k)

Matt: Shhhh! You'll give away the secret OT Religous Club password (Baaaaaaaaa!)

 

[Optimus]

CattleGod:

Sarcasm - total sarcasm. I don't believe a word of the three &quot;examples&quot; I posted, I posted them because they are eerily similar to some of the posts that appear in religion threads, only with Christians/Religious people instead of where I substituted Atheists/Agnostics.

I'm poking fun... teasing... if we can't all have a laugh after the religion threads then its all gone too far.

 

[Elledan]

Yeah, Optimus is an extremely funny person, although there are rumours that he's actually an atheist...

 

[ThisIsMatt]

<< Matt: Shhhh! You'll give away the secret OT Religous Club password (Baaaaaaaaa!) >>

it's okay, they don't know how many 'e's there are
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

 

[Wedesdo]

if anyone can't figure out what Optimus' position is, here's the dirt about him:

He's an extremely relgious person, maybe even a little reactionary. He is against abortions, even in cases of rape, and he never listens to scientific fact and knowledge.

Don't try to argue with him. He won't listen.