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Question aimed at female users...or cool males

lol another peen0r joke at the azns.... they got like 2 billion people! they gotta have somethin right goin on down there.
 
6 inches minimum and it has to be thick...the longer it is...the less thick it can be. You will also have to do crappy crappy stuff at the start on contract (possibly gay porn). If you can't keep a hard on and ejaculate 5 times + in a shoot, then you will have to take viagra.

If your just doing this so you can get laid, your better off getting yourself a whore.

What made you decide on this life altering career move?
 
Blackinchnes?

Ps. I forgot to mention. Before you can get into straight porn, you have to do gay porn 1st. Meaning, you'll have your anus stretched to the size of texas. That's what I read from some of the "pros" on ATOT.
 
I would totally do porn if I wouldn't feel like a dirty dirty man afterwards. Something about having a porn background in your past makes it hard to be a respectable father.
 
If you have to ask, you probably don't have what it takes. Take it from me.

<--- Nine-time porn actor
 
Doesn't matter, providing it's a reasonable size...it will always get billed as being 3+ inches longer than it actually is 😉
 
thanks for the replies that answered my question...and no i wont be doing gay porn...ill go the independent route


as for what made me decide i wanted to do porn.. i havent got the slightest idea
 
Originally posted by: DVad3r
6 inches minimum and it has to be thick...the longer it is...the less thick it can be. You will also have to do crappy crappy stuff at the start on contract (possibly gay porn). If you can't keep a hard on and ejaculate 5 times + in a shoot, then you will have to take viagra.

If your just doing this so you can get laid, your better off getting yourself a whore.

What made you decide on this life altering career move?
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Wow do you know that from experience?
 
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