Question about urine

jai6638

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hey... in all seriousness, since urine is usually warm, if u were to umm urinate outside in the cold, would u see 'vaporized gas' come out of it ( the smoke that comes out of ur mouth when u talk at temps around 32F) ? coz of the temperature difference?


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syconub

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ahahahahhahaha. FIRST you ask about what snow is, now this? ok from my personal experience, when you piss in snow it smokes little. I beleive I take the cake in the best designs in these parts of the midwest in teh snow.
 

artikk

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Originally posted by: jai6638
hey... in all seriousness, since urine is usually warm, if u were to umm urinate outside in the cold, would u see smoke come out of it ( the smoke that comes out of ur mouth when u talk at temps around 32F) ? coz of the temperature difference?


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Warm vaporized gas comes out of your mouth, not smoke. The visible gas is usually caused by the difference in temperature between the air(environment) and the body ----- 90F+ degrees.
 

Literati

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Yes you would see smoke.

Now that smoke would tell anyone with some common sense that smoke... means fire.

If it's cold enough you can actually start a fire by peeing in the snow. And then you can cook weiners with your boys or do whatever it is that you do with urine-fires.

But please be careful.

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Also a neat trick to try is making cocky in the snow, but watch out and wear a bomb suit because it WILL explode.
 

episodic

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Yes, I live in the south and have personally peed on snow. It did 'smoke'.

ATOT has gone too far when you have to ask things like this! Go outside man! Piss in the snow! Carpe Diem!
 

Injury

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yes, steam will rise from it, however not for too long... the temperature of it drops very rapidly and by the time it hits the snow it is probably too cold to steam.

Fecal matter (poo) will steam too, and longer, as it is a larger mass.

Aren't you glad you asked?
 

JoeKing

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Just recently I was pissing into this public urinal and I noticed the steam rising from the urinal toward my face. I started to dry heave thinking of what was rising up for me to breath in. So I tried to turn my face away and started holding my breath.
 

pray4mojo

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Originally posted by: Injury
yes, steam will rise from it, however not for too long... the temperature of it drops very rapidly and by the time it hits the snow it is probably too cold to steam.

Fecal matter (poo) will steam too, and longer, as it is a larger mass.

Aren't you glad you asked?

Shall we also go into the specific heat capacity of fecal matter and urine?
 

jai6638

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Originally posted by: syconub
ahahahahhahaha. FIRST you ask about what snow is, now this?

ye ... have lotsa questions on snow.. wanna hear more? ;)


thanks much for the replies..
 

DrPizza

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of course it does. But that's the urine reacting with the water and earth producing an exothermic reaction.... run away before it explodes!
 

Injury

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Originally posted by: pray4mojo
Originally posted by: Injury
yes, steam will rise from it, however not for too long... the temperature of it drops very rapidly and by the time it hits the snow it is probably too cold to steam.

Fecal matter (poo) will steam too, and longer, as it is a larger mass.

Aren't you glad you asked?

Shall we also go into the specific heat capacity of fecal matter and urine?

Seeing as it's in your body for about 12-30 hours, it's in the same rough area of a shade below 100F.
 

raanemaan

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Originally posted by: pray4mojo
Originally posted by: Injury
yes, steam will rise from it, however not for too long... the temperature of it drops very rapidly and by the time it hits the snow it is probably too cold to steam.

Fecal matter (poo) will steam too, and longer, as it is a larger mass.

Aren't you glad you asked?

Shall we also go into the specific heat capacity of fecal matter and urine?

LOL:)
 

Colt45

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Originally posted by: JoeKing
Just recently I was pissing into this public urinal and I noticed the steam rising from the urinal toward my face. I started to dry heave thinking of what was rising up for me to breath in. So I tried to turn my face away and started holding my breath.

the bottled water you buy used to be dinosaur piss.
 

Injury

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Originally posted by: Colt45
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Just recently I was pissing into this public urinal and I noticed the steam rising from the urinal toward my face. I started to dry heave thinking of what was rising up for me to breath in. So I tried to turn my face away and started holding my breath.

the bottled water you buy used to be dinosaur piss.

AND I LOVE IT. Serve me up a nice cold glass o' t-rex whiz!
 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: Injury
AND I LOVE IT. Serve me up a nice cold glass o' T-Rex whiz!
Ok, that ONE LINE by itself is priceless.