Question about leeches

[TallBill]

If a leech was attached to your tongue, who would be eating who?

 

[MotF Bane]

 

[Newbian]

The better question is if it was attached to your dong, who would be molesting who?

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

1 guy 1 leech?

 

[Itchrelief]

These fish would like to know too

 

[Itchrelief]

Originally posted by: Newbian
The better question is if it was attached to your dong, who would be molesting who?

That's the bad kind of suck, right?

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Itchrelief
These fish would like to know too

That's a fucking nasty bug.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Itchrelief
These fish would like to know too

ah. was afraid that was a link to a candiru.....


OP: i'd get that fucker off, man.

lots 'o blood pumping into that mouth muscle.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

OP: i'd get that fucker off, man.

lots 'o blood pumping into that mouth muscle.

Yeah, its starting to burn. I might bite down and chew soon.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: zinfamous

OP: i'd get that fucker off, man.

lots 'o blood pumping into that mouth muscle.

Yeah, its starting to burn. I might bite down and chew soon.

lots'a protein there. maybe try a pan searing afterward?

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: zinfamous

OP: i'd get that fucker off, man.

lots 'o blood pumping into that mouth muscle.

Yeah, its starting to burn. I might bite down and chew soon.

wait. seriously, you got a leech on your tongue?
or... no? and my meter is just in need of new batteries?

if yes... do explain.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
1 guy 1 leech?

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[tcsenter]

Originally posted by: TallBill
If a leech was attached to your tongue, who would be eating who?

Simple. Leech would be eating me, because I'm not going to go, "Hey, there's a leech on my tongue...snack time!" then start chomping away on it.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: tcsenter

Originally posted by: TallBill
If a leech was attached to your tongue, who would be eating who?

Simple. Leech would be eating me, because I'm not going to go, "Hey, there's a leech on my tongue...snack time!" then start chomping away on it.

Then explain why it's in your mouth.

 

[tcsenter]

You've never waded or trenched through a pond or marsh before? Leeches can get into places that are at least as unexpected as your mouth.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: tcsenter
You've never waded or trenched through a pond or marsh before? Leeches can get into places that are at least as unexpected as your mouth.

Never had a leech on me before, no.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Itchrelief
These fish would like to know too

ah. was afraid that was a link to a candiru.....


OP: i'd get that fucker off, man.

lots 'o blood pumping into that mouth muscle.

Damn that's freaky. Better shot.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Itchrelief
These fish would like to know too

ah. was afraid that was a link to a candiru.....


OP: i'd get that fucker off, man.

lots 'o blood pumping into that mouth muscle.

Damn that's freaky. Better shot.

I was crossing my fingers that I'd have nightmares tonight. Wish granted!

 

[HardcoreRobot]

eating you definitely
gets a little trickier if you swallowed it alive and whole, then it was eating at the inside of your stomach. i could see an argument for mutual eating at that point

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
eating you definitely
gets a little trickier if you swallowed it alive and whole, then it was eating at the inside of your stomach. i could see an argument for mutual eating at that point

Good point.. hmm