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Originally posted by: Amused
Why do you want to shave your ass? Gonna learn to walk backwards?

At any rate, as you will quickly learn, there is hair there for a reason. Razor rash, ingrown hairs and skin rub burns are no fun at all in that area.
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And you would know this how exactly??? 😕
 
Use Nair For Men. It goes on like a lotion, leave it for 2-3 minutes then wipe off with a clean wet towel then wash entire area. Women love men who are well groomed, they get more attention downtown that way. No woman wants to stare at her man's hairy bottom!!
 
Originally posted by: Pocahontas
Use Nair For Men. It goes on like a lotion, leave it for 2-3 minutes then wipe off with a clean wet towel then wash entire area. Women love men who are well groomed, they get more attention downtown that way. No woman wants to stare at her man's hairy bottom!!
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Maybe you have a different technique than I'm used to, but typically when a girl is downtown for me, she can't see my bum.
 
Use Nair For Men. It goes on like a lotion, leave it for 2-3 minutes then wipe off with a clean wet towel then wash entire area. Women love men who are well groomed, they get more attention downtown that way. No woman wants to stare at her man's hairy bottom!!
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If her nose is down that low, remind me not to kiss her.

Edit for Jules.. I meant mouth 🙂

 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Pocahontas
Use Nair For Men. It goes on like a lotion, leave it for 2-3 minutes then wipe off with a clean wet towel then wash entire area. Women love men who are well groomed, they get more attention downtown that way. No woman wants to stare at her man's hairy bottom!!
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Maybe you have a different technique than I'm used to, but typically when a girl is downtown for me, she can't see my bum.
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69? 😛
 
Originally posted by: slatr
Use Nair For Men. It goes on like a lotion, leave it for 2-3 minutes then wipe off with a clean wet towel then wash entire area. Women love men who are well groomed, they get more attention downtown that way. No woman wants to stare at her man's hairy bottom!!
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If her nose is down that low, remind me not to kiss her.
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Just keep your tongue away from her nose and you should be okay. :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Originally posted by: Amused
Why do you want to shave your ass? Gonna learn to walk backwards?

At any rate, as you will quickly learn, there is hair there for a reason. Razor rash, ingrown hairs and skin rub burns are no fun at all in that area.
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IMO, ass hair is disgusting. That is the reason I am trying to get rid of it.
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I'm sorry you feel that way, and I'm sorry that you will have a very uncomfortible ass after your bare cheaks rub against each other long enough. :hs:
 
Philips Bodygroom
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Holy hell that was funny.... :laugh:

A friend of mine and his wife ordered a Chinese knock-off of a trimmer made by Seiko (I think), you use it with talcum powder and he raved about it. Absolutely no chance of cuts or burn. It's not water resistant like this Phillips product though.


Might have to try this... 😉
 
Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Originally posted by: Amused
Why do you want to shave your ass? Gonna learn to walk backwards?

At any rate, as you will quickly learn, there is hair there for a reason. Razor rash, ingrown hairs and skin rub burns are no fun at all in that area.
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IMO, ass hair is disgusting. That is the reason I am trying to get rid of it.
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I used to think like you, but then my ass hair grew on me.
 
Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Originally posted by: mcvickj
Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Originally posted by: Amused
Why do you want to shave your ass? Gonna learn to walk backwards?

At any rate, as you will quickly learn, there is hair there for a reason. Razor rash, ingrown hairs and skin rub burns are no fun at all in that area.
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IMO, ass hair is disgusting. That is the reason I am trying to get rid of it.
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LMAO. Do you have a woolly mammoth between your cheeks??
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Ohhh yeah... a bad ass wooly mammoth...
except this wooly mammoth has black hair.
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Looking like you're hiding Bob Marley in your ass.
 
Originally posted by: Pocahontas
Use Nair For Men. It goes on like a lotion, leave it for 2-3 minutes then wipe off with a clean wet towel then wash entire area. Women love men who are well groomed, they get more attention downtown that way. No woman wants to stare at her man's hairy bottom!!
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Thanks for the tip. I think I will try this.
My bottom is gonna look like a baby's bottom. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Pocahontas
Use Nair For Men. It goes on like a lotion, leave it for 2-3 minutes then wipe off with a clean wet towel then wash entire area. Women love men who are well groomed, they get more attention downtown that way. No woman wants to stare at her man's hairy bottom!!
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Maybe you have a different technique than I'm used to, but typically when a girl is downtown for me, she can't see my bum.
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Maybe she's talking about a Rusty trombone? :laugh:

 
Trim them down with clippers. Most women don't get off looking at a bunny tail on a guy. Trim your pubes down to a reasonable length too. Flossing your teeth with them is distracting.
 
Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Originally posted by: Pocahontas
Use Nair For Men. It goes on like a lotion, leave it for 2-3 minutes then wipe off with a clean wet towel then wash entire area. Women love men who are well groomed, they get more attention downtown that way. No woman wants to stare at her man's hairy bottom!!
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Thanks for the tip. I think I will try this.
My bottom is gonna look like a baby's bottom. 🙂
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/waits for the "OMFG! my ass is killing me!!" thread
 
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
get everything waxed. quick and long lasting.
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You evil, evil woman.
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Not to go too in depth, but i have heard that the farther between the legs and to the back it hurts much less than the front (which i can attest to that part).

It is quick, simple, lasts MUCH longer than hair creams, shaving, etc.
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I was talking about how you are recommending a system that'll last MUCH longer than shaving, and how doing either of these things will cause extreme discomfort. 😉
 
Well seeing as this thread is full of practical advice I'll just add one more tidbit.

If you're trying something new with your body, try it on a small area first for a few days and then move on from there. Just imagine if you have some kind of reaction to the shaving because you used some type of new shaving cream or something.
 
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Originally posted by: Amused
Why do you want to shave your ass? Gonna learn to walk backwards?

At any rate, as you will quickly learn, there is hair there for a reason. Razor rash, ingrown hairs and skin rub burns are no fun at all in that area.
Click to expand...

IMO, ass hair is disgusting. That is the reason I am trying to get rid of it.
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Buy a beard trimmer and trim it down to half and inch or so using a half inch guide.

Very easy to do. Just stand with your ass facing a full length mirror, bend over and see what you're doing by looking between your legs.

No cuts, no ingrown hairs, no rashes and no chapping... and no more looking like you have Buckwheat held between your buttcheeks.
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I am not letting a blade get anywhere close to that area... *Shudders*.
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A beard trimmer with a guard on it can't possibly hurt you.
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My scrotum disagrees 😛
 
Just pluck all the hair. Pliers work great. You can rip out a lot of hair in seconds. Just drink a little whiskey before you get started.
 
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