Question about Colonscopy prep

[v3rrv3]

I was wondering, if you're taking a ton of laxatives, and your bowels are cleaned out, do you squirt water or does your body just stop it?

 

[venk]

:Q :Q :Q

 

[brunswickite]

huh?

 

[myusername]

no no no, that's the enema. it comes after the laxatives.

 

[Coquito]

You tell us.

 

[Orsorum]

Mmm. I took a poo last night that really cleaned out my colon; after a while, my colon really did empty out and there was nothing left. AFAIK you'd probably just stop.

 

[Phokus]

lol, sounds like someones going to take it up the pooper

 

[v3rrv3]

Originally posted by: brunswickite
huh?

I'm taking 6 times the normal dosage of laxitives so my intestines empty out Just curious what happens when they're empty.

 

[Red Dawn]

I bet your farts echo!

 

[moshquerade]

why are you asking us? google is your friend.

 

[Red Dawn]

Maybe they'll find those Car Keys you lost!

 

[HappyPuppy]

Don't worry about it. The pain doesn't last for too long, really, it doesn't. :roll:

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: v3rrv3

Originally posted by: brunswickite
huh?

I'm taking 6 times the normal dosage of laxitives so my intestines empty out Just curious what happens when they're empty.

that's easy, bend over and say "cheese"

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Don't worry about it. The pain doesn't last for too long, really, it doesn't. :roll:

Well you could pass a watermelon and it wouldn't bother you! Your mind just tells your bunger "Open Wide for Chunky" and it's all in a days work.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Don't worry about it. The pain doesn't last for too long, really, it doesn't. :roll:

Well you could pass a watermelon and it wouldn't bother you! Your mind just tells your bunger "Open Wide for Chunky" and it's all in a days work.

:Q:Q:Q

And you live in my house ?

 

[MisterCornell]

Are you over 50? Why are you getting a colonoscopy?

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: MisterCornell
Are you over 50? Why are you getting a colonoscopy?

Clearing his throat!

 

[v3rrv3]

Originally posted by: MisterCornell
Are you over 50? Why are you getting a colonoscopy?

Nope I'm not even 18 :x Almost 17. My intestines have been really fuckered up ie I get really bad pain and stuff for like 2 weeks usually every year or so and they're trying to figure out whats going on. Having the squirts for 2 days isn't that bad if it makes me better

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Don't worry about it. The pain doesn't last for too long, really, it doesn't. :roll:

Well you could pass a watermelon and it wouldn't bother you! Your mind just tells your bunger "Open Wide for Chunky" and it's all in a days work.

His dog is named Chunky? ...:shocked:

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Don't worry about it. The pain doesn't last for too long, really, it doesn't. :roll:

Well you could pass a watermelon and it wouldn't bother you! Your mind just tells your bunger "Open Wide for Chunky" and it's all in a days work.

His dog is named Chunky? ...:shocked:

No it's "Ruff"

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Don't worry about it. The pain doesn't last for too long, really, it doesn't. :roll:

Well you could pass a watermelon and it wouldn't bother you! Your mind just tells your bunger "Open Wide for Chunky" and it's all in a days work.

His dog is named Chunky? ...:shocked:

:thumbsdown:

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Maybe they'll find that pet hamster you lost!

Fixed

 

[squirrel dog]

my dr's nurse sends me a list of to do things about a month before the big show.