Montreal is not a good stick to measure Quebec with![]()
When I was in Quebec City probably... 10 years ago, I found that whenever I tried to use my excellent high school quality French with someone, they spoke English, and if I tried to use English, they would just say, "Pardon?" I gave up after a bit and just didn't try to socialize.
All provinces were to recognize the English language. But Quebec was exclusive in their right to the French language and heritage and they did not have to accommodate the English language.
When I was in Quebec City probably... 10 years ago, I found that whenever I tried to use my excellent high school quality French with someone, they spoke English, and if I tried to use English, they would just say, "Pardon?" I gave up after a bit and just didn't try to socialize.
Several years ago my wife had a business trip to Montreal with some of her French co-workers. She found it amusing that the French were so annoyed with the Quebecers bastardization of the French language.
Where's the Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog in Quebec sketch when I need it? Damn you NBC Universal!
I also hear that there is a special Language Police in Quebec that check store signs etc for English and if English is displayed they will fine people thousands of dollars.
Every store you go to in Canada has products with English on one side of the box and French on the other. In Toronto you see many Chinese signs etc. But if you do that in Quebec you face fines and the special language police will come and make you take them down or else..
Never mind that your term "excellent high school quality French" is an oxymoron, my experiences in Quebec have been quite different.
I also hear that there is a special Language Police in Quebec that check store signs etc for English and if English is displayed they will fine people thousands of dollars.
Every store you go to in Canada has products with English on one side of the box and French on the other. In Toronto you see many Chinese signs etc. But if you do that in Quebec you face fines and the special language police will come and make you take them down or else..
I also hear that there is a special Language Police in Quebec that check store signs etc for English and if English is displayed they will fine people thousands of dollars.
Every store you go to in Canada has products with English on one side of the box and French on the other. In Toronto you see many Chinese signs etc. But if you do that in Quebec you face fines and the special language police will come and make you take them down or else..
Not quite. There is a "language police" but you can have english on everything, it's just that the french has to be twice the size of any other language.
My description of my French language skills were not meant to be taken seriously. Perky. Consider it an underhanded joke... or something.
I also don't think I was coming off as boorish or... umm... American. I might have just had some bad luck in choosing people to converse with. I'd certainly give it another shot given another trip to Quebec.
I hear the chicks in Quebec are sluts. Is this true?
OP, my experience was almost identical to yours. My first encounter was at a convenience store where they couldn't communicate at all with me and didn't know English. From what I understood, they are educated in both French and English, with French being the primary language. I said, in English, "I'm sorry that I can't speak French. I'm from New York in the United States. They made me learn Spanish in high school, not French, because we have so many Spanish immigrants. I'm sorry, but I'm not from Ontario, I'm from the US." They laughed and spoke English well enough to communicate after that.
the very top google result for "Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog in Quebec"?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xzzqz_triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-quebec_fun
The francophones in Quebec feel their language is under cultural siege from the overall majority of English speaking Canadians. It's not completely unlike how many Americans feel about Hispanics here.
Also, small side note, but I believe you meant "offhanded" and not "underhanded" in your OP.
