Quantum sleeper

[patentman]

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I don't know about you, but the last place I want to be in a biochemical attack is trapped in this thing. I'm either getting the hell out of dodge, or, if its too late, I'm going to hooters for some hotwings as my last meal.

This thing is billed as the safest bed ever. Safe from what? I don't think I'm going to be getting much sleep if the outside world has gone to crap just because I'm entombed in a pine box with a tv and maybe some dvd porn. Heck, If I bought one of these for my wife and I she would probably stock it with V-8 and the DVD version of the entire Gilmore girls series. I would spend my last days screaming for sweet death!

Not only that, but, I ask you, what the hell hapopens if the thing malfunctions? I didn't see a manual overide in their list of options! My wife will not be pleased if she comes home after a business trip to find her starved and dessicated hubby trapped in this coffin of the future. Although I guess it would be convenient for her, she could just call bulk pickup and have the people haul me off to the dump!

Now, that said, has anyone here given any thought to ways to quickly and efficiently monitor and detect a biochemical threat?

Radiological is easy, just put up some geiger counters around town and continuously monitor them.

Biological is a different story. Each agent is different and few can be detected with the same assay.

Any thoughts?

 

[thecrecarc]

its easy to detect biological threats:look out the window. if u see mutants running around, run for ur life. if not, who cares?

 

[flyboy84]

Originally posted by: patentman

Not only that, but, I ask you, what the hell hapopens if the thing malfunctions? I didn't see a manual overide in their list of options! My wife will not be pleased if she comes home after a business trip to find her starved and dessicated hubby trapped in this coffin of the future. Although I guess it would be convenient for her, she could just call bulk pickup and have the people haul me off to the dump!

Originally posted by: The site you posted
1.25" Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding
Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation
Rebreather
Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.)
Cover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release
One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)
Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,)
Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB ect.)
Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from out side unit)
Air/Water Tight Sealing
External Override Key Pad & Remote Control
Battery Backup Power
Toiletry system

 

[patentman]

Ah crap. I hate it when I make an idiot out of myself.

 

[CrispyFried]

"The unit can also be fitted with defensive devices customized to the requests of the purchasers such as tear gas spray, robotic arms, or projectile weaponry."

🙂

 

[daniel1113]

I'd rather have a truck full of MREs and a gun.

 

[Xyo II]

wow. just wow. next thing you know there will be bubbles like bubble boy's, with f-ing sharks with lazer beams attached to their heads. this is just stupid............id rather go all-out on a pc , buy a french maid, and then buy 49% of McDonalds. because i can only see french maids getting kinkier, cpus getting faster, America getting fatter, and McDonald's growing bigger. and everyone knows that when youre not part of the solution, theres good money to be made prolonging the problem.

 

[natto fire]

Originally posted by: patentman
Ah crap. I hate it when I make an idiot out of myself.

not really, you made a lot of good points. Anyone that buys that thing however...

I would be more worried about the united states after a bio attack, where the only people to survive would be the ones paranoid to pay exorbiant amounts of money to sleep in a creepy oversized coffin. Would be neat to have sex in it though :thumbsup:

 

[Polyfluoroethylene]

"Protection from kidnappers/stalkers"

It's a big box o' paranoia. I wish they had these in December of 1999. I'd have bought the whole store.

Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.

Does it lfoat? It looks like a cute toy for those with millions of dollars in expendable income. I'd buy one.

 

[rivan]

Personally I like the "Control Panel". Is it just me or does that look like a car stereo & a couple 6x9s?

..makes me yearn for the good ole days, riding in my '74 camaro with the SuperTuner distorting the hell out of the speakers in the back deck...

 

[Kyanzes]

Must be quite emarassing when you have no other choice but to finally release a fart inside that thing. Not to mention other "substances".