QBASIC is the sh!t

[Siva]

if poster$="Siva" then postcount = postcount + 1

 

[FrustratedUser]

Send us an .exe

 

[amdskip]

Heck yes it is, made my first real program using it. It was a drag racing game with lights and everything.

 

[Siva]

v1ru$z0rz

I haven't written anything in QBASIC since 10th grade.

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: Siva
if poster$="Siva" then postcount = postcount + 1

Wait till you get into "real" programing

ATUser siva = ATUser("Siva");
If(ATOT.verifyUser(siva)){ siva.setPostCount(siva.getPostCount()++); }

/*waits for the ASM people to come yell at him*/

Thread t = new ASMWaitThread();
t.start()

try{
t.join()
}
catch(InterruptedException ie)
{
//do nothing
}

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

OMGWTF386DOS5.1!!1!!!111!one!!one

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

WRONG FORUM

 

[xcript]

Try this:

10 KILL "C:\WINDOWS\*.*"
20 PRINT "HAHA"
30 SOUND INT(RND * 500) + 50, 1
40 GOTO 20

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: xcript
Try this:

10 KILL "C:\WINDOWS\*.*"
20 PRINT "HAHA"
30 SOUND INT(RND * 500) + 50, 1
40 GOTO 20

That's not even QBasic, that looks like GW-Basic . I remember fooling around with GW-Basic on my dad's old-school Radio Shack TRS-80, the damn thing didn't have any fixed storage, you had to load GW-Basic using a tape deck and a regular audio tape that had the program on it.

Yay for monochromatic displays!

 

[Aharami]

yo momma is the shit.

JK!! dont ban me. im just a litle drunk

 

[Siva]

Originally posted by: Aharami
yo momma is the shit.

JK!! dont ban me. im just a litle drunk

Yeah, well i took a sh!t on yo momma!

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: Siva

Originally posted by: Aharami
yo momma is the shit.

JK!! dont ban me. im just a litle drunk

Yeah, well i took a sh!t on yo momma!

I call shens without pics

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: xcript
Try this:

10 KILL "C:\WINDOWS\*.*"
20 PRINT "HAHA"
30 SOUND INT(RND * 500) + 50, 1
40 GOTO 20

That's not even QBasic, that looks like GW-Basic . I remember fooling around with GW-Basic on my dad's old-school Radio Shack TRS-80, the damn thing didn't have any fixed storage, you had to load GW-Basic using a tape deck and a regular audio tape that had the program on it.

Yay for monochromatic displays!

Hell yeah.

I remember spending hours two-finger-typing in GW-Basic programs (usually simple games) from books I borrowed from the library (when I was 11 or so).

I didn't realize you could save them for a while though, so I'd lose everything when I turned the computer off. I then had to go through the whole process again the next time I wanted to run a particular program.

I still have the old 8088 box in my closet with the original keyboard (286/88 switch on the back).

 

[mugs]

tgggggggggy

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy

Originally posted by: Siva

Originally posted by: Aharami
yo momma is the shit.

JK!! dont ban me. im just a litle drunk

Yeah, well i took a sh!t on yo momma!

I call shens without pics

so do i......errr...wait a sec

 

[Siva]

I didn't have a camera, but I drew a diagram. Its so accurate I had to have been there. Diagram

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: Siva
I didn't have a camera, but I drew a diagram. Its so accurate I had to have been there. Diagram

you lie!! that looks nothing like my mom. the guy kinda does look like you though...big head with scrawny body

 

[Siva]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: Siva
I didn't have a camera, but I drew a diagram. Its so accurate I had to have been there. Diagram

you lie!! that looks nothing like my mom. the guy kinda does look like you though...big head with scrawny body

and poo going into your momma's mouth?

 

[Aharami]

looks more like piss...unless you poo from the front of your body

 

[Siva]

Well i didn't draw in the poo itself... I just drew an arrow indicating the path of the poo, you know, for decency's sake.

 

[johnjbruin]

qbasic and gwbasic were the sh!t when i was in middle school. i remember i used to get done with my qbasic hw in like 10 mins in class and then just spend the next 3/4 of the hour writing games. the teacher was like 'WTF are you doing' - and i'd be like - 'writing games' - and she'd be like 'WTF, did you already finish the assignment' - and i'd just show it to her - and then she couldnt really say anything - good times

now its all about c, c++ and java at work

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

i remember doing that on my graphing calculator to make certain programs. keep at it.

 

[imported_Phil]

Wow, I see a serious lock and warning PMs from mods coming here... :roll:

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy

Originally posted by: Siva
if poster$="Siva" then postcount = postcount + 1

Wait till you get into "real" programing

ATUser siva = ATUser("Siva");
If(ATOT.verifyUser(siva)){ siva.setPostCount(siva.getPostCount()++); }

/*waits for the ASM people to come yell at him*/

Thread t = new ASMWaitThread();
t.start()

try{
t.join()
}
catch(InterruptedException ie)
{
//do nothing
}

mov ax, "I RULE!"
int 21h



wow, it's been awhile. I probably even messed up those 2 easy lines.

 

[csyberblue]

Originally posted by: Siva
I didn't have a camera, but I drew a diagram. Its so accurate I had to have been there. Diagram

lmao.

Leave it to AT off topic forums to turn a computer science thread into one about pooping in your mom's face.