[Q] Why do we wear underwear?

[her209]

Why?

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: her209
Why?

Good question.

The answer is: I don't know.

 

[vi edit]

Because $5 undies are cheaper to replace than $30 pants when you get them all skid marked up.

 

[amdskip]

why not? I don't want a metal zipper rubbing, etc.

 

[MrCodeDude]

Who's we and what's underwear?
-- mrcodedude

 

[ElFenix]

ever have anything that could only be dry cleaned?

 

[Zugzwang152]

an extra layer of protection between nasy skid marks andy our expensive pants. AND, because friction against your crotch results in chaffing and discomfort

 

[Rogue]

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
Who's we and what's underwear?
-- mrcodedude

 

[Spoooon]

To protect our boys from the potential dangers of the zipper.

 

[KingNothing]

If you have a server, and it goes down unintentionally, it's nice to have a backup.

If you have pants, and they go down unintentionally, it's nice to have a backup.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Spoooon
To protect our boys from the potential dangers of the zipper.

Oh yeah... I must take underwear for granted .

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
If you have a server, and it goes down unintentionally, it's nice to have a backup.

If you have pants, and they go down unintentionally, it's nice to have a backup.

So if you lose your pants, you'd walk around in underwear?

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
If you have a server, and it goes down unintentionally, it's nice to have a backup.

If you have pants, and they go down unintentionally, it's nice to have a backup.

backup pants dont' function nearly as well as the real ones.

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: KingNothing
If you have a server, and it goes down unintentionally, it's nice to have a backup.

If you have pants, and they go down unintentionally, it's nice to have a backup.

So if you lose your pants, you'd walk around in underwear?

Until the primary covering could be brought back up, although I probably wouldn't walk while trying to do that.

Edit: backup pants don't cost as much as the primary ones either.

 

[her209]

Why not just buy button fly?

 

[neutralizer]

Buttons are wrong.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: her209
Why not just buy button fly?

Fsck. One button is hard enough when you're drunk. 4 more is just being a masochist.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: her209
Why not just buy button fly?

Fsck. One button is hard enough when you're drunk. 4 more is just being a masochist.

So you'd rather zip when you are drunk?

 

[vi edit]

So you'd rather zip when you are drunk?

If I'm wearing underwear!

 

[jdini76]

Try not wearing underwear one day...that should answer your question.

 

[Ausm]

Ever get your member caught in your zipper?


Ausm

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Why do we wear underwear?

Cause if someone else wears my underwear, I'm gonna be pissed.

 

[0roo0roo]

tip drippage.

have you seen 100% bleach white used underwear?

somethings goin on man...

 

[Bootprint]

Get some silk ones, wear them a week and ask again...

 

[BatmanNate]

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