Q: What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

[dennilfloss]

A: They both look good until they hit the ice.

 

[KeithTalent]

Funny thing is they don't even look good on paper these days.

KT

 

[meltdown75]

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

A: *gagging noises*

 

[Kntx]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
A: They both look good until they hit the ice.

I'll fight you!

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
A: They both look good until they hit the ice.

Err, no... Titanic looked good before the whole iceberg thing. Maple Leafs, not so much.

 

[uclaLabrat]

What do a training bra and the calgary flames have in common?



Even a training bra has two cups.

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: uclaLabrat
What do a training bra and the calgary flames have in common?



Even a training bra has two cups.

(I get the intent.)

 

[uclaLabrat]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss

Originally posted by: uclaLabrat
What do a training bra and the calgary flames have in common?



Even a training bra has two cups.

(I get the intent.)

Yeah, I think I messed it up. I think it's supposed to be the difference between the two is even a training bra has two cups. My bad.

 

[UnatcoAgent]

I live in Toronto and I HATE the leafs!

 

[Elganja]

http://www.forbes.com/lists/20...m-Valuations_Rank.html

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

A: *gagging noises*

hahahah


this should go in the cartoon pron thread