Q: What are some of your favorite "Office Space" quotes?

[Zim Hosein]

"Hey Peter, watch out for your corn-hole bud!"

 

[shortylickens]

Almost the whole movie.
Give me a minute to think of some favorites.
I wish I hadnt lost the disc.

"Lumberg fvcked her"
"Were going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison"

Oh sh1t my favorite!!
"Let me tell you about TPS reports Bob."

 

[bob4432]

"Lumberg f*cked her"

 

[RossMAN]

"Two women at the same time ..."

 

[conjur]

"This is a fvck"

 

[b0mbrman]

"I'm gonna show her my O face"
"It's a jump...to conclusions mat"
"Not gonna work here anymore anyway"
...and so forth

 

[Nohr]

"I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
"Two chicks at the same time ..."

Fixed

 

[Gibsons]

"mmmmyeah"

"if you could just do that from now on, that would be great."

"pc load letter? wtf does that mean?"

 

[RossMAN]

Bob Slydell: I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

ROTFLMAO

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: RossMAN
"Two chicks at the same time ..."

Fixed

thanks

 

[Zugzwang152]

the conjugal visit lines

 

[pmoa]

michael: why should I change my name? he's the one that SUCKS!

 

[Mr Smiley]

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

 

[YetioDoom]

"Oh hi Bob, Bob."

 

[EpsiIon]

Not a line, but when they take the fax machine to the field to trash it and Michael (Bolton) throws away the bat and starts going at it with his bare fists... absolutely hilarious.

EDIT: This thread = :thumbsup: That movie is almost too good.

 

[Fenixgoon]

damn, it feels good to be a gangsta, "no, there was nothing wrong with that name until that no-talent assclown started winning grammies!"

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

I want to show her my oh face Oh Oh Oh

Or you can jsut go to imdb.com and look at al the quots there.

 

[ktehmok]

"Has anyone ever said 'Sounds like someones' got a case of the Mondays' at your job? No, I believe you'd get your a$$ kicked for saying something like that"

 

[gshock888]

"are you going to quit?"
"no im just going to not go anymore"

 

[randomlinh]

is there a script for the entire movie? heh...

 

[PCMarine]

office space is such an amazing movie

 

[daveymark]

You see bob, it's not that I'm lazy...I just don't care!

or my favorite:

"Hey Peter, check out channel nine, it's the breast exams again!"

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: lnguyen
is there a script for the entire movie? heh...

http://blake.prohosting.com/bamzone/office_space_transcript.html

 

[cjgallen]

I need to watch this movie again.