Q-Tips!

NFS4

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Just doing the regular maintence work on the old bod tonight, and I know this may sound strange...but while cleaning out the ear canal, I got a strikingly "pleasant" sensation the further back the Q-Tip was pushed. Kind of like a cool tingly sensation.

Call me crazy, but it felt quite good ;)
 

NFS4

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<< Don't stick anything bigger than your elbow in your ear >>


Ewwwwww:eek:
 

Gatsby

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Wait.

I tried sticking my elbow into my ear..
I'm encoutering a small problem.. My elbow is hitting my head.
Help?

Gatsby
 

StickHead

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What in the HELL are you talking about. ??????????????? I don't even know what to say to that. ? ? ? I'm going to go wash my eyes with Liquid Plumber to forget I ever read that post.
 

NFS4

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<< What in the HELL are you talking about. >>


You don't clean your ears? Nasty!! :p
 

Bling Bling

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Q-Tip = divine.


NFS4, what you're talking about is called an eargasm. i think we had a thread about this a while back.
 

NFS4

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<< NFS4, what you're talking about is called an eargasm >>


Well that explains it;)
 

ltk007

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Bling Bling is correct, the eargasms, eyegasms, etc... were covered a long long time ago. I think I also brought up the footgasm.
 

ATLien247

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Q-tips are also a part of my daily personal hygiene regimen. I can't stand people with cauliflower growing out of their ears!

On a related note, one time my friend hit my arm while I was cleaning out my ears. Damn, that smarts!!! Needless to say, that friend got a nice beating once I had recovered. :|
 

loup garou

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I just tried the &quot;eyegasm&quot; thing listed in the other thread. I took my contacts out, and rubbed my eyes.

*IT HURT*

Maybe it was because I was an eye virgin. :)
 

Isla

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You know you have married into a family of rednecks when you see them clean their ears

with their keys.
 

NFS4

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<< You know you have married into a family of rednecks when you see them clean their ears

with their keys.
>>


ARE YOU SERIOUS!?:Q:Q
 

Bling Bling

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yeah she is.


by the way...i wasn't alone with my mano. lefty and righty really got to &quot;know&quot; each other very well.