Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?

[me4get]

A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, an
unknown number of hares, and a fish no one can find.

 

[schdaddy]

lol

 

[Nocturnal]

lol

 

[wnied]

Six Dozen Teddy Bear Hamsters...No lie. Trust me,I know. Don't ask how. But I do.

I just do.

~wnied~

 

[Anghang]

LOL

 

[b0mbrman]

<< A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, an
unknown number of hares, and a fish no one can find. >>


Ha ha..."Where the hell is that smell coming from?"

 

[DanFungus]

hahahah

 

[yakko]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is great.

 

[navyrn]

Oh i get it...a joke. The title sounds like the results of an all night binge. Sounds like something my friends would find out...

Reminds me of a joke.

God made Adam and put him in the garden. Things were cool for a while but Adam became bored and asked God for a companion. So God made woman. Once again things were cool. About a month later Nature worked its magic and Eve got her monthly "issues". Adam had enough and went to God about her "not so fresh" problems.
"God", Adam said," I really like this woman but she stinks."

"OK,OK said God, send her to me and i'll fix this. Where is she now?"

Adam replied, "Down at the ocean trying to take a bath."

"AW CRAP ADAM, HOW COULD YOU LET HER DO THAT!! NOW I'LL NEVER GET THAT SMELL OUT OF THE FISH!."