Pyramid Schemes

dighn

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cuz the majority get screwed

you profit by screwing over those under you. the only way to not get screwed is to screw over others
 

Insane3D

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Well, the pyramids belong in Egypt you see. So if we have a pyramid scheme here in the states, it's a violation of Egypt - US diplomatic treaties. Allowing this to happen causes a rift in the bedrock of the Nile River, which in turn makes the baby jesus cry. Therefore, pyramid schemes are bad.
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: Insane3D
Well, the pyramids belong in Egypt you see. So if we have a pyramid scheme here in the states, it's a violation of Egypt - US diplomatic treaties. Allowing this to happen causes a rift in the bedrock of the Nile River, which in turn makes the baby jesus cry. Therefore, pyramid schemes are bad.

Better tell Central and South America, unless they don't have the same treaties.
 

KingNothing

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Well, the pyramids belong in Egypt you see. So if we have a pyramid scheme here in the states, it's a violation of Egypt - US diplomatic treaties. Allowing this to happen causes a rift in the bedrock of the Nile River, which in turn makes the baby jesus cry. Therefore, pyramid schemes are bad.

Better tell Central and South America, unless they don't have the same treaties.

Central America has those Incan things, so they're cool. Don't know about South America.
 

DAGTA

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Originally posted by: dighn
cuz the majority get screwed

you profit by screwing over those under you. the only way to not get screwed is to screw over others

That sounds just like what most CEOs do... hmm....
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: KingNothing
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Well, the pyramids belong in Egypt you see. So if we have a pyramid scheme here in the states, it's a violation of Egypt - US diplomatic treaties. Allowing this to happen causes a rift in the bedrock of the Nile River, which in turn makes the baby jesus cry. Therefore, pyramid schemes are bad.

Better tell Central and South America, unless they don't have the same treaties.

Central America has those Incan things, so they're cool. Don't know about South America.

I believe South America has a pyramid or two also. As well as parts of Africa other than Egypt. ;)
 

nineball9

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Um, the Incan empire was in what is now Peru and Chile. Unless these countries moved while I was sleeping last nite, they are still in South America.

Like South America, Mesoamerica - Mexico and southward to Central America - has a long pre-Columbian history. Mesoamerican cultures include the Mayan and Aztec empires.