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He sucker punched him. He's a wuss. He jumped out of his seat and decked him. I hope the old lady schoolbus driver kicked him in the sack.
 
Originally posted by: Anubis
WTF was that all about
story?
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some kid running his mouth probably.

That's what most folks don't get.

You don't square off and fight like in the movies. You just fight. You don't call a referee, you just pound the crap out of the other guy as fast as possible...after the first few hits he's too stunned to realize what is happening and just curls up into a little ball. They'll never know what hit them.
 
story:

some kid called the other a name
the kid cried and walked off the bus
but he remembered his dad saying "stand up for yerself, you little sh1t"
so he hid until the other kid came out
then he socked em in the head
like a pussy
and kept hitting even after his newbish way of striking first
like a pussy
and won
like a pussy
until the driver cam back there and stopped him
and he stopped
and the other kid walked off the bus without making a big deal about it
like a man
UPDATE: the punishment
the suckpuncher got detention
"but my dad told me too!" so he cried
like a pussy

moral: he's a pussy
 
Originally posted by: mdchesne
story:

some kid called the other a name
the kid cried and walked off the bus
but he remembered his dad saying "stand up for yerself, you little sh1t"
so he hid until the other kid came out
then he socked em in the head
like a pussy
and kept hitting even after his newbish way of striking first
like a pussy
and won
like a pussy
until the driver cam back there and stopped him
and he stopped
and the other kid walked off the bus without making a big deal about it
like a man
UPDATE: the punishment
the suckpuncher got detention
"but my dad told me too!" so he cried
like a pussy

moral: he's a pussy
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yeah, and that "pussy" just whooped the crap out of the other guy as he cowered.
:roll:

Only the pussies who get their ass whopped call it a "suckerpunch", like there is some kind of referee to jump in and say 'hey! That isn't fair! minus one point! This isn't like the video games!!!"

 
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: mdchesne
story:

some kid called the other a name
the kid cried and walked off the bus
but he remembered his dad saying "stand up for yerself, you little sh1t"
so he hid until the other kid came out
then he socked em in the head
like a pussy
and kept hitting even after his newbish way of striking first
like a pussy
and won
like a pussy
until the driver cam back there and stopped him
and he stopped
and the other kid walked off the bus without making a big deal about it
like a man
UPDATE: the punishment
the suckpuncher got detention
"but my dad told me too!" so he cried
like a pussy

moral: he's a pussy
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yeah, and that "pussy" just whooped the crap out of the other guy.
:roll:
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and did that, apparently, like a pussy.
 
oh come on! a fight in a schoolbus is no way to determine if the winner's not a pussy! there's only one axis of fighting (along the aisle). if you fall into the seat, you're gone! the first one to get a hit will win in that situation, no doubt. real men settle disputes in the parking lot where single punch won't lay the guy into a seat he can't get up from. that's why i'm starting a petition:



Def Jam: Fight for the school bus
"takin' out the seats, and the trash, gangsta style, beeyatch!"

-starring Shaq
and featuring Eminem as "the little midget white kid"


anyways, i just call em as i see em. anyone who ahs to fight in a bus.... wow... just wow. wait 2 minutes kids, then fight for real
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: mdchesne
story:

some kid called the other a name
the kid cried and walked off the bus
but he remembered his dad saying "stand up for yerself, you little sh1t"
so he hid until the other kid came out
then he socked em in the head
like a pussy
and kept hitting even after his newbish way of striking first
like a pussy
and won
like a pussy
until the driver cam back there and stopped him
and he stopped
and the other kid walked off the bus without making a big deal about it
like a man
UPDATE: the punishment
the suckpuncher got detention
"but my dad told me too!" so he cried
like a pussy

moral: he's a pussy
Click to expand...

yeah, and that "pussy" just whooped the crap out of the other guy as he cowered.
:roll:

Only the pussies who get their ass whopped call it a "suckerpunch", like there is some kind of referee to jump in and say 'hey! That isn't fair! minus one point! This isn't like the video games!!!"
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how does this make him less of a pussy again?
 
Hehe! The poundee just stood up and walked out like nothing happened after he got beat up. "Doo dee doo.. now to go home and watch some Yu-Gi-Oh!"
 
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