putting razor blades in your mouth when in jail

[tec699]

I was talking to some dude that had spent time in jail. He told me the cons would put razor blades in their mouths so when some dude wanted oral he would get sliced up! I never realized jail time could be so brutal!

 

[Kalvin00]

:Q

 

Why are your posts so mindlessly stupid?

 

[BW86]

 

[spanky]

Originally posted by: jumpr
Why are your posts so mindlessly stupid?

true. but he keeps ATOT entertained :laugh:

 

[neonerd]

:Q:Q

 

[moshquerade]

no way... they aren't allowed to have razor blades

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: jumpr
Why are your posts so mindlessly stupid?

like your.. we need luvly back! thread? :disgust:

 

[SchrodingersDog]

Don't forget to put crushed glass up your ass.

 

[Sundog]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
no way... they aren't allowed to have razor blades

And they aren't allowed drugs either, but they are there!!!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
Don't forget to put crushed glass up your ass.

and take pictures

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
no way... they aren't allowed to have razor blades

Cons also aren't allowed to have drugs in jail but they manage to sneak it by the guards. This ex-con told me that the razor blades are given to them from the outside.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Wow, thanks for the tips. If I'm ever on the inside, I'll have you to thank for this sort of inside info.

Read the book Papillion, you'll get some good tips in there, too. Be a man with a plan, so to speak.

 

[her209]

Really, I've heard they would stick them up their asses as well so that when some dude wanted anal, he would get slice up too.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: moshquerade
no way... they aren't allowed to have razor blades

Cons also aren't allowed to have drugs in jail but they manage to sneak it by the guards. This ex-con told me that the razor blades are given to them from the outside.

well if they get razor blades so easily i am suprised they don't slice more guards up and escape

 

[sniperruff]

you watch too much OZ. watch sex in the city instead.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
no way... they aren't allowed to have razor blades

I'm not sure where you got this, but you think all inmates use electric razor? Of course razor blades are sold in prisons.

As for the original poster... that's BS. THey're just messing with your mind... one thing i've learned, is that ex-cons like to tell stories, especially stories of the time they spent to make it look more hardcore. I'm not saying everything is a lie, but crap like that is just absurd. If you're on your knees infront of a cock, you're submissive enough that you won't be trying anything like that... and if you are, why use a razor? Why not just bite it off?

 

[BRObedoza]

go watch Oz and do what Beecher did when one of the nazis asked him for some oral.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma
Wow, thanks for the tips. If I'm ever on the inside, I'll have you to thank for this sort of inside info.

Read the book Papillion, you'll get some good tips in there, too. Be a man with a plan, so to speak.

have you seen the movie based on that book with Steve McQueen and Dustin Hoffman? it's kickass.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: her209
Really, I've heard they would stick them up their asses as well so that when some dude wanted anal, he would get slice up too.

Not to mention the poor gerbils.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Hardcore

Originally posted by: moshquerade
no way... they aren't allowed to have razor blades

I'm not sure where you got this, but you think all inmates use electric razor? Of course razor blades are sold in prisons.

As for the original poster... that's BS. THey're just messing with your mind... one thing i've learned, is that ex-cons like to tell stories, especially stories of the time they spent to make it look more hardcore. I'm not saying everything is a lie, but crap like that is just absurd. If you're on your knees infront of a cock, you're submissive enough that you won't be trying anything like that... and if you are, why use a razor? Why not just bite it off?

there is a big difference between a full razor blade and the little blade on a disposable razor.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: moshquerade
no way... they aren't allowed to have razor blades

Cons also aren't allowed to have drugs in jail but they manage to sneak it by the guards. This ex-con told me that the razor blades are given to them from the outside.

well if they get razor blades so easily i am suprised they don't slice more guards up and escape

Because there are several layers of security in a prison. You think the front gate is the only one? And you think it's as easy as walking up to it, taking out the guard, and that's it? Even moving from block to block, it's like a water dam. You walk through the first gate, and the second gate won't open until the one behind you is closed. AND everything is controlled behind a metal booth with bulletproof glass at each gate.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Hardcore

Originally posted by: moshquerade
no way... they aren't allowed to have razor blades

I'm not sure where you got this, but you think all inmates use electric razor? Of course razor blades are sold in prisons.

As for the original poster... that's BS. THey're just messing with your mind... one thing i've learned, is that ex-cons like to tell stories, especially stories of the time they spent to make it look more hardcore. I'm not saying everything is a lie, but crap like that is just absurd. If you're on your knees infront of a cock, you're submissive enough that you won't be trying anything like that... and if you are, why use a razor? Why not just bite it off?

there is a big difference between a full razor blade and the little blade on a disposable razor.

And you think somebody can put a full razor blade in their mouth?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Hardcore

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Hardcore

Originally posted by: moshquerade
no way... they aren't allowed to have razor blades

I'm not sure where you got this, but you think all inmates use electric razor? Of course razor blades are sold in prisons.

As for the original poster... that's BS. THey're just messing with your mind... one thing i've learned, is that ex-cons like to tell stories, especially stories of the time they spent to make it look more hardcore. I'm not saying everything is a lie, but crap like that is just absurd. If you're on your knees infront of a cock, you're submissive enough that you won't be trying anything like that... and if you are, why use a razor? Why not just bite it off?

there is a big difference between a full razor blade and the little blade on a disposable razor.

And you think somebody can put a full razor blade in their mouth?

isn't that what the original post implied?

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma
Wow, thanks for the tips. If I'm ever on the inside, I'll have you to thank for this sort of inside info.

Read the book Papillion, you'll get some good tips in there, too. Be a man with a plan, so to speak.

have you seen the movie based on that book with Steve McQueen and Dustin Hoffman? it's kickass.

Yep, it's a :thumbsup: