Putin vs. Obama

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: spidey07
After seeing Obama throw a baseball I have serious doubts he could even make a basket. Putin owns on all counts.

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/200...obama_whitesox_200.jpg

stfu

 

[DainBramaged]

Man, Putin could kick ass.

 

[tboo]

Originally posted by: jEnus
BATTLE OF THE SOCIALISTS!!!!

LOL

 

[sourceninja]

Putin is a huge judo player. The guy has even written books on the subject. I give fights to him.

 

[Svnla]

In a street fight? Putin for sure, not even close. IIRC, he has blackbelt in martial art.

One on one BB? I put my money on BO.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

I can't think of any world leaders that could take Putin in a 1-on-1 fight.

 

[MrWizzard]

Originally posted by: jEnus
BATTLE OF THE SOCIALISTS!!!!

LOL "It's funny because it's true..."

 

[FelixDeCat]

Little known fact -

Vladmir Putin and Barrack Hussien Obama played in a band together back in the early 1980's called "Magazine".

Here they are are together singing about the joys of socialism in "Model Worker".

Thank God life is so random and weird. :sun:

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: jEnus
BATTLE OF THE SOCIALISTS!!!!

Only One of them is a sOcialist.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Putin is a scary guy and I have every confidence he's killed men before. He would dominate Obama in a fight despite the President's admirable physical fitness. Obama would kick his butt on a basketball court as long as unlimited fouls were not allowed. Obama could actually dunk as a younger man and I think he still plays often.

 

[magomago]

Putin would fuck up Obama in a street fight.

But Obama would run circles around Putin in basketball. Look at Putin - his face and the way he walks looks like he has had a stick up his ass since the fall of the Soviet Union --> now tell me, what person can effectively play basketball with a stick in his ass?

 

[foghorn67]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
I can't think of any world leaders that could take Putin in a 1-on-1 fight.

That German broad could make it a fight.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: alphatarget1
Who in their right mind would vote that Putin pwns Obama in bball?

Well if it is after the fight, then I can see it happening. It's hard to play basketball with 2 broken arms, 2 broken legs, a broken nose, shattered jaw, and a broken neck.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: jEnus
BATTLE OF THE SOCIALISTS!!!!

Only One of them is a sOcialist.

Right, the other is a Communist.

 

[magomago]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: alphatarget1
Who in their right mind would vote that Putin pwns Obama in bball?

Well if it is after the fight, then I can see it happening. It's hard to play basketball with 2 broken arms, 2 broken legs, a broken nose, shattered jaw, and a broken neck.

We'll use the current set of NBA rules...if you accidentally breath too close to a player, its a foul.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: spidey07
After seeing Obama throw a baseball I have serious doubts he could even make a basket. Putin owns on all counts.

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/200...obama_whitesox_200.jpg

stfu

lol but seriously, obama's pitch was ehhh.

compare to bush's first pitch that was a perfect strike?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
As ex-KGB agent Putin is trained as a killer. If he didn't still work out a lot it might be closer, but he's still in decent condition.

he's got a big-ass belly now, though. But I bet he'd still take out Obama 1v1.

Then, of course, Obama's pipe-swinging homies would show up at Putin's door for a little retaliation.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: spidey07
After seeing Obama throw a baseball I have serious doubts he could even make a basket. Putin owns on all counts.

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/200...obama_whitesox_200.jpg

:roll: ridiculous. Obama's a pretty decent ball player.

 

[nageov3t]

isn't Putin ex-KGB or something?

I bet he could kill a man with his pinky.

 

[Babbles]

I am pretty confused how anybody could have rationally picked Obama over Putin in a fight.

Hell if anything George H. Bush would be a better match verses Putin.